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Old 01-17-2013, 02:22 AM   #1
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The Lit Drinking Game

What would the Lit Drinking Game look like? When would we take a shot?

Here's a few to start:

Every time Emerson trounces a troll.
Every time Satindesire calls someone a misogynist.
Every time pmann and I flirt shamelessly.
Every time someone asks how to clean/bleach/admire/stretch their arse hole.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:32 AM   #2
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I'd be drunk in 10 minutes reading 1 thread!

Wait, I take that back. You all were very helpful with my thread, and I do appreciate that.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:39 AM   #3
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I'd be drunk in 10 minutes reading 1 thread!

Wait, I take that back. You all were very helpful with my thread, and I do appreciate that.

Yes, I think we'd all be comatose before too long.

I'm glad you got helpful advice.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:41 AM   #4
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It was very helpful. Even though points 1 and 2 took place in my thread as well.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:48 AM   #5
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It was very helpful. Even though points 1 and 2 took place in my thread as well.

I think it's a right of passage.... or something....
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:58 AM   #6
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I think it's a right of passage.... or something....
I didn't mind, I even got a little giggle out of it.

I was an admin on a different type of forum for several years. In my experience, it is easiest to just ignore them. That's what I was trying to do, but several piped up and told him to STFU. I eventually did respond to him, but ah well, I doubt he read it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:57 AM   #7
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Every time someone uses the word dominate when they should use dominant. E.g., "I'm looking for a dominate man." Annnnnnnnnd we're all WASTED.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:00 AM   #8
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Every time someone uses the word dominate when they should use dominant. E.g., "I'm looking for a dominate man." Annnnnnnnnd we're all WASTED.
Oh god yes.

Hold my hair while I spew?
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:03 AM   #9
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o, i like this one a great deal and will steal it for another site!

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o, i like this one a great deal and will steal it for another site!

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Old 01-17-2013, 07:08 AM   #11
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:12 AM   #12
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Tequila IV lines for all?
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:12 AM   #13
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Tequila IV lines for all?
No no no, let me stop you there. I personally want this setup:


Xanax IV bolus - 2mg q6h prn A.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:14 AM   #14
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What would the Lit Drinking Game look like? When would we take a shot?

Here's a few to start:

Every time Emerson trounces a troll.
Every time Satindesire calls someone a misogynist.
Every time pmann and I flirt shamelessly.
Every time someone asks how to clean/bleach/admire/stretch their arse hole.
well - for this "Every time" I refrain from having a drink.. I would be dancing clean up sober by now.

Hey the flirting thing alone will have us all plastered or preaching Fred Nile.

hmmm I love how you spell arse - think I'll have another drink to celebrate
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:52 AM   #15
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You guys cop on to that flirting thing? I thought we were stealthy ninjas. You all have on your detective hats.

As the designated driver here, I'll watch you all get plastered.

I have a few more to add to the list, if I may:

Every time someone asks how to get their wife to fuck other men/do anal/have a threesome/fist.
Every time Christopher throws one of those elegant pity parties. (Though these have been much more rare/non-existent as of late- good on you Christopher)
Every time I mention my cock.
Every time Emerson posts a gif.
Every time someone confuses the word than with then.
Every time Eilan posts some fucking word that I have to Google because I'm too innocent to know what it means and then I vomit myself.
Every time Beck31 starts a thread.
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:00 AM   #16
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Every time Christopher throws one of those elegant pity parties.
Soooo.... you'd take a drink every other month? I'm a baller at heart with some down moments, that's all.

You should say that everybody takes a drink every time I get rejected by a female. Then you'd be in a coma.
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:10 AM   #17
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Soooo.... you'd take a drink every other month? I'm a baller at heart with some down moments, that's all.

You should say that everybody takes a drink every time I get rejected by a female. Then you'd be in a coma.
Hahaha. I'm just fucking with you man. It's good to see you seem to be in better spirits lately.

"Baller at heart"... That should be in your signature. I don't think a pharmacist is allowed to use the word "baller".
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:11 AM   #18
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Everytime someone posts a personal ad thats makes everyone else

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"Baller at heart"... That should be in your signature. I don't think a pharmacist is allowed to use the word "baller".
Hey, I like his signature just as it is!
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Not a replacement. Just an addition.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:29 PM   #21
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Every time imemkay writes a Dear X to Christopher.

Every time Pmann talks about himself in the third person.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:31 PM   #22
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When someone misuses "Their", "There" or "They're". Same goes for "to", "too" and "two".

I've been trying to cut back on my alcohol consumption, but this, this will not help.
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Every time someone uses the word vanilla to describe their partner/spouse.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:39 PM   #24
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Every time imemkay writes a Dear X to Christopher.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh God, that was funny.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:00 PM   #25
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