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Old 01-17-2013, 12:59 AM   #1
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:35 AM   #2
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mines is: Curdled SNOT

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Old 01-17-2013, 08:06 AM   #3
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"Sweet & Sour Mouthwash"?



...ohhhhh-kay.


Actually my mouthwash does taste a bit like that, so it fits. Go figure.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:18 AM   #4
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"Sweet & Sour Mouthwash"?



...ohhhhh-kay.


Actually my mouthwash does taste a bit like that, so it fits. Go figure.
..lol
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:12 AM   #5
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:16 AM   #6
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That kind of turns me on... and creeps me out at the same time. [shudders]
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:21 AM   #7
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That kind of turns me on... and creeps me out at the same time. [shudders]
I am good for that feeling.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:20 AM   #8
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I use my real name and get Multi-Colored Nipple. Using Wat gets me a Barmaid's Nipple, which sounds a bit better.


Oh, to be a Hooker's Nipple . . . .
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:28 AM   #9
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I tried my wife's name: "Screaming Slop Tray"... WTF?

...then, my daughter's: "Dead man's Sunset"... okay, that's a little better.
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Have a flower instead . . . Hooker's Lips:

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Old 01-17-2013, 11:45 AM   #11
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:09 PM   #12
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Hobbit Vomit.


Interesting.
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Old 01-17-2013, 05:00 PM   #13
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I'd serve up Nuclear Toupe. While the wife is Screaming Cum. Neither is very palatable but the latter would sound better on a drink menu.
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Old 03-24-2013, 05:24 PM   #15
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Old 03-24-2013, 05:28 PM   #16
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Old 03-24-2013, 06:53 PM   #17
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:20 AM   #18
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Sounds dark and warty. I can dig it.
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:50 AM   #19
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I like them both, but prefer the first.
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:57 AM   #20
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Real name: flaming sunset
here name: multi-coloured sunset.

I like them both, but prefer the first.
I did both too.

Real name: Flaming Snot
Here name: Curdled Snot

I don't think I like either one.
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Old 03-25-2013, 02:15 AM   #21
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I did both too.

Real name: Flaming Snot
Here name: Curdled Snot

I don't think I like either one.
One would hurt, and the other sounds like you've been drinking off milk and laughing.
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Hobbit Vomit.


Interesting.
My hubby is Hobbit Nipple, and my son Flaming Vomit.
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Old 03-25-2013, 08:38 AM   #23
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My hubby is Hobbit Nipple, and my son Flaming Vomit.
Sounds like something a Hell's Angel member would order.

Okay, I tried my username: 'Sweaty Mouthwash'.



...yeah, this just keeps gettin' better and better.
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Old 03-25-2013, 06:32 PM   #24
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