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Old 01-21-2013, 01:04 AM   #1
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:11 AM   #2
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I had recently posted on my blog about my sexual bucket list and i am curious about what others may have on theirs.

Please share your top 5.

Here's our top 5.
1. Have extremely quiet sex, with my Husband’s hand over my mouth
2. Discover the art of rope bondage and have by breasts bound
3. Orgasm 10 times in one day with my Husband
4. Experience some form of sensory deprivation (blindfold or earplugs)
5. Gagging on my Husband’s cock until my mascara runs

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...you're guilt runneth over.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:12 AM   #3
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5. Gagging on my Husband’s cock until my mascara runs
eewww i like that!
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:29 AM   #4
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5. Gagging on my Husband’s cock until my mascara runs
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eewww i like that!
Figures:

If you'd commit digital adultery behind a husband's back...

...why wouldn't you also like gagging on thewantonwife's husband's unit behind her back.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:30 AM   #5
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If you'd commit digital adultery behind a husband's back...

...why wouldn't you also like gagging on thewantonwife's husband's unit behind her back.
eat a dick, faggot.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:37 AM   #6
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eat a dick, faggot.
What color mascara do you like to wear when you're gaggin on thewantonwife's man's unit?
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:40 AM   #7
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What color mascara do you like to wear when you're gaggin on thewantonwife's man's unit?
like i said, EAT A DICK, faggot.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:43 AM   #8
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like i said, EAT A DICK, faggot.
I read you the first time...

...but your favorite menu selection doesn't interest me.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:00 AM   #9
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I read you the first time...

...but your favorite menu selection doesn't interest me.
ask me if i give a fuck bro.. hahah
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:09 AM   #10
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A potentially interesting thread ruined. *sighs*
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:18 AM   #11
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I'm not into buckets.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:27 AM   #12
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I'm not into buckets.
Best thing I have ever been told about buckets is that with a bucket and a few other ingredients you can make a mace... and one day I will.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:41 AM   #13
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Best thing I have ever been told about buckets is that with a bucket and a few other ingredients you can make a mace... and one day I will.
You can also put them over someone's head.
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:43 AM   #14
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My five.
1. Sex followed by a marathon session canning vegetables
2. Intimate relations with aluminum-alloy aircraft parts
3. Sexual liaisons with historic figures related to famous civilian massacres
4. Shemales who will also do my taxes pro-bono
5. Using current crime scene techniques to identify sexual lubricants
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:48 AM   #15
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wanton, they're pretty tame acts, so why haven't you done them yet?
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:54 AM   #16
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If I've done all but one item on your list, it's not so extreme.

Just get the hubby to do it.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:33 AM   #17
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eewww i like that!
PM her husband then...




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Old 01-21-2013, 06:34 AM   #18
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wanton, they're pretty tame acts, so why haven't you done them yet?
He is afraid it might turn off his boyfriend.



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Old 01-21-2013, 06:41 AM   #19
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1. Fuck Barbara Eden.
2. Fuck Barbara Eden in the ass.
3. Fuck Barbara Eden in the mouth and cum on her face.
4. Fuck Barbara Eden to death during auto-asphyxiation.
5. Fuck Barbara Eden's corpse...
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:52 AM   #20
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find a hooker , soon.

i'm too old and cynical to deal with potential relationship mating dance bullshit.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:57 AM   #21
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1. Fuck Barbara Eden.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:59 AM   #23
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Bottom up, BITCH!
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don't push your luck. i've eaten a cat before.
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