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Old 01-01-2011, 02:43 PM   #1
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A friend of mine would like me to inform you all

that I am not so petite.

that is to say, I am short but I'm not thin anymore. although I was when I started this profile. life happened. weight was gained.

drunk people... they talk to much.
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:49 PM   #2
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ugg... i'm such an idiot. I was drunk and I tried to log on to lit from somebody else's computer. of course it came up when they went online with my screen-name and everything. oh boy i got yelled at too. Never allowed to touch their computer again. I apologized, but i don't think I'm ever gonna live it down.
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Old 01-01-2011, 04:07 PM   #3
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So . . . sweet and voluptuous?
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Old 01-01-2011, 04:13 PM   #4
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So . . . sweet and voluptuous?
Or 'sweet and huggable'?

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Old 01-01-2011, 05:04 PM   #5
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Petite is a state of mind...

Size is a state of mind. I have known many a large gent who, now and then, has forgotten his size (and strength) and viewed himself as "little" as he hugged or snuggled. I don't know about other ladies, but I never saw any reason to disillusion them; I just did my best to squeeze them back and allowed them to snuggle in close to me even if it did cause the bed to tilt alarmingly

If you're still "sweetn'petite on the inside, then the outside don't matter.
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:01 PM   #6
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that I am not so petite.

that is to say, I am short but I'm not thin anymore. although I was when I started this profile. life happened. weight was gained.
If you're anything like the sweet n' petite Kerra Dawson:





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that I am not so petite.

that is to say, I am short but I'm not thin anymore. although I was when I started this profile. life happened. weight was gained.

drunk people... they talk to much.
fewer sweeties, my dear.
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Tell your friends to get their noses out of their asses.

A little meat on the bones can be a nice thing, as long as it isn't overdone.

One of my co-workers is about five feet tall and might weigh in at 90 pounds. She thought she was so sexy until I told her I wouldn't be nterested in someone like her. I would be too worried about breaking her bones.

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that I am not so petite.

that is to say, I am short but I'm not thin anymore. although I was when I started this profile. life happened. weight was gained.
Don't worry about it.

Voluptuous women have been considered sexy throughout the centuries...check out the women in Peter Paul Reuben's paintings fr' instance...in fact, the word 'reubenesque' was coined to describe a full figured woman...Marylin Monroe is considered full figured by today's anorexic standards...this nonsense about 'thin is in' began in the 70's with fashion models like Twiggy and has carried on into the present.

Having sex with a skinny woman is like riding a racing bike over railroad ties; all bumps and no comfort.
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Tell your friends to get their noses out of their asses.

A little meat on the bones can be a nice thing, as long as it isn't overdone.

One of my co-workers is about five feet tall and might weigh in at 90 pounds. She thought she was so sexy until I told her I wouldn't be nterested in someone like her. I would be too worried about breaking her bones.

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There are other dangers to consider. Very thin sex partners tend to stab you with their hip bones. I was not that worried about breaking my husband's bones when he used to be thinner, but I was always having to sort of reposition him to keep from being poked but not in a good way.
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please please please pretty please give me a ring when you breeze into town! My number is [personal info for the purposes of hooking up with a voluptuous, sexy woman with a delicious ass is prohibited — last warning. Stop it. We know you're horny, but just stop it. — Literotica Admin.]
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So . . . sweet and voluptuous?
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