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Old 01-15-2013, 08:04 PM   #76
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You can do all of those things while snuggled in RS's ample bosom? I AM impressed!
My bosom however, is not!
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:15 PM   #77
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The bosom is a very jealous animal. It requires one's full attention, and nothing can detract from that attention - unless of course, it is diverting attention to other areas of the (same) body.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:00 PM   #78
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The bosom is a very jealous animal. It requires one's full attention, and nothing can detract from that attention - unless of course, it is diverting attention to other areas of the (same) body.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:49 PM   #79
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The bosom is a very jealous animal. It requires one's full attention, and nothing can detract from that attention - unless of course, it is diverting attention to other areas of the (same) body.
I love the word bosom. It makes me giggle every time.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:53 PM   #80
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I love the word bosom. It makes me giggle every time.
Everyone needs a boosom for a pillow you know

It says so in this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBn...e_gdata_player
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:56 PM   #81
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Everyone needs a boosom for a pillow you know

It says so in this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBn...e_gdata_player
hahaha I loved that song.

Oh, and you have a fine pillow right there... *points to new AV*
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:03 PM   #82
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hahaha I loved that song.

Oh, and you have a fine pillow right there... *points to new AV*
Why thank you

I love that song too soooo bad it's good hehe
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:28 PM   #83
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:44 PM   #85
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I find the tiny hair sticking out of that boob, VERY distracting.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:50 PM   #86
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I find the tiny hair sticking out of that boob, VERY distracting.
HAHAHA! I thought the hair was a cat hair on my monitor! Thanks for pointing that out. lol

Hubby didn't realize it was even a boob. I think he may be sick.
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I find the tiny hair sticking out of that boob, VERY distracting.
Bwhahaha. No shit!!! I kept scratching my phone screen trying to get it off. (The hair I mean)
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:53 PM   #88
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HAHAHA! I thought the hair was a cat hair on my monitor! Thanks for pointing that out. lol

Hubby didn't realize it was even a boob. I think he may be sick.
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Bwhahaha. No shit!!! I kept scratching my phone screen trying to get it off. (The hair I mean)
Great minds!

Beachie, your hubby clearly needs to inspect more bosoms!
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:33 PM   #89
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Great minds!

Beachie, your hubby clearly needs to inspect more bosoms!
Oh, he'd love to. He just isn't allowed. I'll allow him to inspect your ample bosoms, though. Are you volunteering?

In all fairness, he *was* on the other end of the counter, so he was kinda far away.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:30 AM   #90
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Sure Beachie, why not? That is if you can pry pmann out from them.

ETA: Your new AV is super sexy also.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:31 AM   #91
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Sure Beachie, why not? That is if you can pry pmann out from them.

ETA: Your new AV is super sexy also.
That might be a bit...*****blematic.
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Thank you. Let me try this again. That might be a bit p.r.o.b.lematic. Geez. We can type all sorts of obscenities here, but pr*blematic is pr*blematic?!? Okaaaaaaaay then.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:34 AM   #93
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I know. P R O O F is one I got censored on today too.... Double Ewe Tee Eff.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:37 AM   #94
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I know. P R O O F is one I got censored on today too.... Double Ewe Tee Eff.
Oh god, if they start censoring us on regular obscenities......this place will go up in flames!
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What is this censoring you speak of?


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What is this censoring you speak of?

HAHAHA! Gotta love Quagmire!
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Oh god, if they start censoring us on regular obscenities......this place will go up in flames!
I can write the following:

Fist fuck
Anal prolapse
Anal fisting
Dilated *shivers*

But I can't write p r o o f or p r o b l e m a t i c. Silly.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:31 PM   #98
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Thank you. Let me try this again. That might be a bit p.r.o.b.lematic. Geez. We can type all sorts of obscenities here, but pr*blematic is pr*blematic?!? Okaaaaaaaay then.
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I can write the following:

Fist fuck
Anal prolapse
Anal fisting
Dilated *shivers*

But I can't write p r o o f or p r o b l e m a t i c. Silly.

What in tarnation are you talking about?

I present PROOF that writing these words are not PROBLEMATIC.

Are you referring to restrictions on the devices with which you are navigating the interwebs?
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Let's just do a little experiment here.

proof = PROOF = p.r.o.o.f.
problematic = PROBLEMATIC = p.r.o.b.l.e.m.a.t.i.c.

WOOHOOO! They fixed it!
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:55 PM   #100
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Let's just do a little experiment here.

proof = PROOF = p.r.o.o.f.
problematic = PROBLEMATIC = p.r.o.b.l.e.m.a.t.i.c.

WOOHOOO! They fixed it!

That is wonderful news, only exceeded by the fact that you seem in better spirits than you were this morning. There was talk of a possible beheading or castration if the wrong person shot you a sideways glance.

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