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Old 01-13-2013, 04:48 PM   #26
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I believe this is the only surviving footage of my release from hospital:


That might be the funniest thing I've seen today. Ha!

As far as the cervix, your girl must have a somewhat shallow vagina--or you have really long fingers. I don't think I've ever touched a girl's cervix while fingering her. But I'd stick with her lips and clit.
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:18 PM   #27
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Yeah, I kind of wonder if with fingers, no matter how long, if they could get to the cervix, I have fairly long fingers and I don't think I ever have touched the cervix...(It is common in stories with guys with huge cocks 'penetrating' the cervix, I always wondered if that was bullshit as well, or if they did would it even feel good)

I suspect if the OP is genuine, that they are confusing the cervix with deep vaginal stimulation. A women's vagina is lined with nerve endings all the way down, and stimulating deep in the vagina helps her get a vaginal orgasm, and IME (and that is all it is) it tends to be different then lets say simply stimulating the g spot (how do I know? I talked to my partner afterwords, to see how it was, the difference, etc). So if there is benefit to 'massaging the cervix' it really is about going deep in the vagina, YMMV.
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Old 01-13-2013, 07:19 PM   #28
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Is anybody wondering why this guy, or his questions, are not being taken seriously?
C'mon, Em...play along! I want to hear what he has to say when he comes back to tell us that he did, indeed, stimulate his gf's cervix - and how many stitches he required after she kicked the shit out of his face!
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Old 01-13-2013, 07:51 PM   #29
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Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:

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my ex use to like me hitting her cervix with my tongue, pushing the semen deeper in her.
What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
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Old 01-13-2013, 07:59 PM   #30
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Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:



What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
Maybe he just needs anatomy lessons?
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:11 PM   #31
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Hello Bramblethorn, fellow Guru. The poster has posted as a female in another thread, looking to explore her sexuality with another female.

And then a male, of different age, in another.
Ah, right. Didn't think to check the full posting history- I should've learned that by now...
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:28 PM   #32
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What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
He's more likely someone who knows fuck-all about female anatomy.
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:28 PM   #33
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:42 PM   #34
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Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:



What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
And his girlfriend fakes it.
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:44 PM   #35
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I just shouldn't read threads like this after the week I just had. My brain just can't take it.
Really? I came here JUST to read threads like this because of the week I have had.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:02 PM   #36
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:23 PM   #37
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He's more likely someone who knows fuck-all about female anatomy.
Most likely. What a lucky lady his girlfriend is!
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:46 PM   #38
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Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:



What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
Come on imemkay, maybe his ex had a prolapse! Sheesh, so judgemental.
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:57 PM   #39
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Come on imemkay, maybe his ex had a prolapse! Sheesh, so judgemental.
LOL Maybe she did have a prolapse. (warning, do not google that shit)
I'll try harder to work on my judgemental attitude. I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be tough, but I'll try!
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LOL Maybe she did have a prolapse. (warning, do not google that shit)
I'll try harder to work on my judgemental attitude. I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be tough, but I'll try!
You're no fun! Let them google it. It'll be good for them; it builds character.
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:08 PM   #41
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LOL Maybe she did have a prolapse. (warning, do not google that shit)
I'll try harder to work on my judgemental attitude. I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be tough, but I'll try!
I've been meaning to send you a PM about your attitude. Serious adjustment required!
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:14 PM   #42
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You're no fun! Let them google it. It'll be good for them; it builds character.
Well, I suppose it is slightly less disturbing than a rectal prolapse.
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:19 PM   #43
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I've been meaning to send you a PM about your attitude. Serious adjustment required!
Yes, please speak up next time. I don't want my list of offenses to keep growing.
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Old 01-13-2013, 10:22 PM   #44
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Yes, please speak up next time. I don't want my list of offenses to keep growing.
The upside is, you now know a Litster who would be more than happy to lap at your prolapse should you ever have one. *vom*
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The upside is, you now know a Litster who would be more than happy to lap at your prolapse should you ever have one. *vom*
That thought is just revolting!
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:25 AM   #46
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If you Google Prolapsed Uterus, AND Prolapsed Anus, there is no win. Only defeat as you can't un-see what you've seen.

DON'T do it.

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Old 01-14-2013, 01:37 AM   #47
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Oh Emerson40 - why why why?

...back at you

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Old 01-14-2013, 02:07 PM   #49
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Note to self ...

If you Google Prolapsed Uterus, AND Prolapsed Anus, there is no win. Only defeat as you can't un-see what you've seen.

DON'T do it.

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I warned you, Emerson!
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I think I just did a little wee.
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