help me

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by pmann

Oh, you know I care about you, right?

Interesting....

[Cookie123]

Cookie Monster...Mmmm! If I could get him in...nevermind. Carry on.

Pmann..you were being a whiney little bitch? Let's focus on that..

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by NightL

Dear conflicted

I too share your satindesire. When I rubbed my family member, however, a certain friction occurred and BOOF - spontaneous combustion!

Yours
One Handed Jack

NightL takes no responsibility for any rats rimmed in this story or indeed spelling and grammatical errors that could lead to further BOOFing between pmann and his desire for Satan

Originally Posted by Cookie123

Pmann..you were being a whiney little bitch? Let's focus on that..

Could the two be related? Hmm...

[pmann]

Originally Posted by Cookie123

Pmann..you were being a whiney little bitch? Let's focus on that..

Pmann is never a whiny little bitch. Pmann never cries. Pmann never gets emotional. Pmann never has to deal with being anything other than rugged as the back ass of a mountain. Pmann is a man's man. Pmann also never refers to himself in 3rd person.

Interesting indeed, Rainshine.

Y'all can rim a rat.

[Cookie123]

Originally Posted by pmann

Pmann is never a whiny little bitch. Pmann never cries. Pmann never gets emotional. Pmann never has to deal with being anything other than rugged as the back ass of a mountain. Pmann is a man's man. Pmann also never refers to himself in 3rd person.

Interesting indeed, Rainshine.

Y'all can rim a rat.

Interesting. Thanks for the response.

(insert rant, edit and delete)

Now (insert explanation for the rant, edit and delete)

Ask how to delete. Answer must be '.....'


I needed an excuse to edit anyway..but YES! You haven't lived until you have rimmed a rat!
Overwelming urge to say ' Thanks'

Rainshine, you have been Beckoned in F&S

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by Cookie123

Rainshine, you have been Beckoned in F&S

Oh really, Cookie? You need a little Rain? Ask and ye shall receive. *prepares to go to the dark side*

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by NightL

Dear conflicted

I too share your satindesire. When I rubbed my family member, however, a certain friction occurred and BOOF - spontaneous combustion!

Yours
One Handed Jack

[Rainshine]

Oh shit Emerson.

[NightL]

certainly a one handed jack - needed a good laugh - damn

[bailadora]

Why does this shit seem to get dumped into HT? Just 'cause the word "help" appears somewhere in the title or body of the post, it doesn't necessarily follow the OP wants honest to goodness help. It's not that difficult to sort out those who're trying to fuel their spank bank from those who're seeking genuine advice.

We get enough of that crap around here without other forums dumping their trash here as well. Just sayin'.

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by bailadora

Why does this shit seem to get dumped into HT? Just 'cause the word "help" appears somewhere in the title or body of the post, it doesn't necessarily follow the OP wants honest to goodness help. It's not that difficult to sort out those who're trying to fuel their spank bank from those who're seeking genuine advice.

We get enough of that crap around here without other forums dumping their trash here as well. Just sayin'.

Amen!

[mickyp123]

Originally Posted by NightL

certainly a one handed jack - needed a good laugh - damn

Do it in a bowl of water and you have got
Emerson lake and palmer

[silverwhisper]

bail, perhaps a PM to chargergirl is in order?

ed

[pmann]

Originally Posted by Cookie123

Interesting. Thanks for the response.

(insert rant, edit and delete)

Now (insert explanation for the rant, edit and delete)

Ask how to delete. Answer must be '.....'


I needed an excuse to edit anyway..but YES! You haven't lived until you have rimmed a rat!
Overwelming urge to say ' Thanks'

Rainshine, you have been Beckoned in F&S

Since you are all so mean to me, I found scientific evidence that you all should fuck off!!!



(If you could only see the tracks of my tears)

[Rainshine]

Originally Posted by pmann

(If you could only see the tracks of my tears)

[NightL]

Originally Posted by mickyp123

Do it in a bowl of water and you have got
Emerson lake and palmer

and that would be a fanfare for a common man

and still laughing

[NightL]

[dreamykitten2]

Originally Posted by Cookie123

Without doubt. I was shocked when Miles posted the nautical undies before E. I'm happy to see it didn't take the wind from his sails. :-)

Completely off topic...I'm kind of missing Beck. Crazy, right?

Beck that is! Where did he go???

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by pmann

My Dearest Pmann,

Well, my pixelly endowed friend, I feel I must apologize. Although I meant no disrespect, looking back through the thread I realize I may have inadvertently appeared to have “cut your grass”.

You’re thinking, what the hell is this rat-rimmer prattling on about? He just posted a puddle.

But the puddle didn’t cause this. Though I realize now that the puddle served two purposes :
It brought things together, cohesion for the narrative as it unfolded.
But its second purpose - not apparent to me at the time - was to throw you off the trail, a diversion of sorts.

Again, I hear your thoughts - WTF is he going on about.

You see, my monocled friend, you may be focused on the puddle, but the real magic happened with the little blue monster, Cookie.

Women, I have noticed over the years, appreciate the little nuances and the subtle attention to details. This is a small lesson for us men, sure. But a valuable lesson nonetheless. (These lessons are taught, but not easily caught in the deep and intricate subtext of films like Mean Girls).

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China or Cookie Monster you ask?

The gentleman on the couch, early in the thread, planted the seeds. It garnered interest, drew attention, had the ladies take notice - even earned a "squirmy".

The puddle only showed I was paying attention.

But Cookie Monster contained the nuance that sealed the deal and brought squirmy back.

It was the monster's collar and tie. Missed by most, if not all, who quickly navigated through the thread. I'm sure if you even asked the sweet lady whose affections you seek, she will tell you that she did not even see it.
Cookie Monster's tie is the same as the man on the couch. In the subconscious of a few, without them even being aware of it happening, I brought squirmy back.

See how I did that? I am not proud. Heck, I wasn't even aware I was doing it at the time. A lifetime of training in this dark, mysterious discipline has made this almost automatic for me now. It is a burden I bear grudgingly.

*removes top-hat* Again, I apologize Pmann and appeal to the gentleman inside you. Perhaps we can put this all behind us and find comfort in another, larger lesson that our experience can teach some of the other men of Lit.

We both know a smart top-hat, nicely polished monocle, and endearing joke will get you noticed by a gal. May even get you laid occasionally. But get into her head, stimulate her mind and challenge her intellect, and you could just capture her heart.

Yours in jocularity,

E

[Rainshine]

[Rainshine]

What's this Night? Customised charts!! Emerson who?!!

[Miles Long]

*reading through this thread* My God we are so weird! And of course by "we" I mean "all of you"!

[imemkay]

Ah Shirley Temple. How many times did I hear the comparisons from every older relative when I was a kid?

[Miles Long]

Originally Posted by imemkay

Ah Shirley Temple. How many times did I hear the comparisons from every older relative when I was a kid?

Maybe if you didn't go around singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop" all the time you would have heard it fewer times.

[imemkay]

Originally Posted by Miles Long

Maybe if you didn't go around singing "On the Good Ship Lollipop" all the time you would have heard it fewer times.

How did you know? Seriously, how?
Could also have had a little to do with the fact that my hair looked just like hers.