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Old 02-04-2015, 08:19 PM   #1
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I have to shave my head.

Next Friday, 13th Feb, I am having surgery and they told me today in my pre-op interview that they will need to shave about a three-inch square of hair off the top of my head.
No way am I.walking around with a square patch of bald!
So.... I will go get it all shaved off.
Now I have to go hunt for hats and scarves.....
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:20 PM   #2
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I want to shave my ass but I can't reach around that far
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:20 PM   #3
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:25 PM   #4
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There are some people here who know what's actually going on, and it's a fuckload easier for me to put it out in a thread than it is to pm each person individually.
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If you are in good health and averagely diligent about hygiene, you will have a herd of about one trillion bacteria grazing on your fleshy plains - about a hundred thousand of them on every square centimetre of skin. They are there to dine off the ten billion or so flakes of skin you shed every day, plus all the tasty oils and fortifying minerals that seep out from every pore and fissure. You are for them the ultimate buffet, with the convenience of warmth and constant mobility thrown in.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:29 PM   #5
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I can see how shaving your head for brain surgery could be the most disturbing part of brain surgery.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:30 PM   #6
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Continuing on....
It's Stage 1 and they are not anticipating any change to that, so we're all quietly confident.
A couple of months without hair though!
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If you are in good health and averagely diligent about hygiene, you will have a herd of about one trillion bacteria grazing on your fleshy plains - about a hundred thousand of them on every square centimetre of skin. They are there to dine off the ten billion or so flakes of skin you shed every day, plus all the tasty oils and fortifying minerals that seep out from every pore and fissure. You are for them the ultimate buffet, with the convenience of warmth and constant mobility thrown in.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:32 PM   #7
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Next Friday, 13th Feb, I am having surgery and they told me today in my pre-op interview that they will need to shave about a three-inch square of hair off the top of my head.
No way am I.walking around with a square patch of bald!
So.... I will go get it all shaved off.
Now I have to go hunt for hats and scarves.....
I think you could definitely pull off a pink wig.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:32 PM   #8
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I can see how shaving your head for brain surgery could be the most disturbing part of brain surgery.
Not brain surgery.
Melanoma.
Bloody typical.... I put sunscreen on religiously every day, but I get one right on the top of my head.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:33 PM   #9
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:34 PM   #10
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I think you could definitely pull off a pink wig.
It's high summer here. Wigs would be awful in this weather.
But you're right - I would totally rock that!
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:35 PM   #11
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Surgery on Friday 13th!
It's a day.
Like all the other days.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:36 PM   #12
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It's high summer here. Wigs would be awful in this weather.
But you're right - I would totally rock that!
Oh, screw it! Be proud and go bald!!! Just put on some dangly earrings and rock out! Wishing you well on the surgery. *hugs and snuggles*
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:39 PM   #14
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Oh, screw it! Be proud and go bald!!! Just put on some dangly earrings and rock out! Wishing you well on the surgery. *hugs and snuggles*
Ty
I'm not as stressed as I thought I'd be.
And they're doing it under 'twilight sedation' and local, so no overnight stay. I get to go home to my own bed.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:55 PM   #17
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:56 PM   #18
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Melanoma? Really? Didn't know. And sunscreens are supposed to be bad for ya now. Eh, can't win, right?

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Oh, screw it! Be proud and go bald!!! Just put on some dangly earrings and rock out! Wishing you well on the surgery. *hugs and snuggles*
Since it'll be hot, another vote for dangly earrings, plus rhinestone cat's eye sunglasses. And best wishes, WQ.
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Old 02-04-2015, 09:11 PM   #20
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Not brain surgery.
Melanoma.
Bloody typical.... I put sunscreen on religiously every day, but I get one right on the top of my head.
Damn, melanoma even though you have hair?
That blows chucks. I sure you already knew that, so sorry for stating the obvious.

Yah, definitely shave your head. In fact, before you go for the outpatient procedure, I suggest you get in the shower and bic it smooth so there's no stubble. You'll have less issues with keeping the affected area clean while it heals up and your hair will grow out evenly.
The biggest thing is always remembering to wear a hat. Sunburned scalp probably doesn't suck as much as melanoma removal, but it still sucks plenty. No need to add to misery after all.

On the plus side, you'll have a chance to really explore which hat/scarf looks you can rock.

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Old 02-04-2015, 09:23 PM   #22
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Who puts sun screen on their head? Nobody that I know.
I do...saw my grandfather and my future, sans combover. Went short and set myself free.
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Old 02-04-2015, 09:26 PM   #23
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Damn, melanoma even though you have hair?
That blows chucks. I sure you already knew that, so sorry for stating the obvious.

Yah, definitely shave your head. In fact, before you go for the outpatient procedure, I suggest you get in the shower and bic it smooth so there's no stubble. You'll have less issues with keeping the affected area clean while it heals up and your hair will grow out evenly.
The biggest thing is always remembering to wear a hat. Sunburned scalp probably doesn't suck as much as melanoma removal, but it still sucks plenty. No need to add to misery after all.

On the plus side, you'll have a chance to really explore which hat/scarf looks you can rock.

Good luck!
Speaking to the melanoma guy today, it seems skin cancer on the head (face, scalp, ears) is the most common.
Hair doesn't protect you at all.
I use sunscreen on my entire body every day.... everywhere except my scalp.

Somebody should get to inventing a hair treatment that gives factor 50 protection without making the hair.greasy!
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By way of thanks, they give you B.O.
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Old 02-04-2015, 09:43 PM   #24
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Speaking to the melanoma guy today, it seems skin cancer on the head (face, scalp, ears) is the most common.
Hair doesn't protect you at all.
I use sunscreen on my entire body every day.... everywhere except my scalp.

Somebody should get to inventing a hair treatment that gives factor 50 protection without making the hair.greasy!
They have!
It's called a hat.
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Old 02-04-2015, 09:48 PM   #25
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They have!
It's called a hat.
I love hats. Adore them.
But you can't wear a hat all the time.
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