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Old 02-21-2013, 06:18 PM   #51
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I am online now. Just finished a shift and would love some good company. A girl hates to be alone. Who online tonight?
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Old 02-21-2013, 06:28 PM   #52
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had sent you a msg hope to hear from you
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:36 PM   #53
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SO you bite? Hmmmm...Those are always my favorites
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:46 PM   #54
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Smile work who works?

It's Friday time for everyone to cum out and play, I'm hear !
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:46 PM   #55
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Home for the rest of the day. Made some revisions to the ad. Please read if you need to clarify that. Long story short I want to make it clear that what I want is a romantic relationship...not just a sexual one. Just trying to be up front and clear on that point. If anyone is interested, PM me. I'll be around.
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Old 02-24-2013, 10:57 PM   #56
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Would anyone like to keep me company tonight?
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Old 02-24-2013, 11:14 PM   #57
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Evening chase. Hope u had a great day.
Pm if you want to chat.
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Old 02-24-2013, 11:17 PM   #58
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I sent a pm, hope you'll give me a chance! Have a good evening.
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:37 PM   #59
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:57 PM   #60
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I would, but I feel like I should buy you a drink first.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:18 PM   #61
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Please read through everything carefully so there won't be any misunderstandings

Do you have what I am looking for?
The only way to get what you want is to ask for it. This ad is my way of doing that. This is who I am
in as simple a way as I can put it. There are good men and women on this site and they are the ones I want to meet.


MY STATS

Height: 5 foot 7 inches

Weight: 135 lbs.

Dress Size: 8

Bra Size: 32DDD (yes they are real)

Eye color: golden brown

Hair color/style: blonde with dark streaks/short layers

Body Type: Curvy bellydancer's body with wide hips and long legs



ABOUT ME

Occupation: I am a personal care attendant for my handicapped 13 year old brother.

Education: I graduated from college with a degree in Criminal justice with honors in 2006

Likes:I like alot of science fiction stuff and fantasy. Been a book nerd all my life so I have quite the collection. Children are my weak spot. I just melt at a cute face. I love music even though I can't dance to save my life. I like to cook and bake for people.

Dislikes:Liars are my number one pet peeve. I also hate men who just drop in on me without saying Hi and just begin talking about their cock. Very annoying. Drug users and cheaters may pass me up now.

Personality: When you first meet me, I can be a little shy but I open up after a little talking. I like to make people laugh and have been told I have a latent sensual side to my personality. I care about the people I meet and will offer a kind ear when needed. I have strict views when it comes to the institution of marriage. I will not engage with a member of Literotica.

Sexual experience: I have had no sexual contact in my life. I haven't been kissed either. My time on Lit. has opened me up sexually.

Sexual preference: I am bi-sexual.

What is the purposed of this ad?
I am looking for male/female company that goes beyond a superficial sexual relationship. I am essentially looking for a romantic relationship if its possible.

What exactly am I looking for?
  • Phone sex
  • Conversation
  • Flirting
  • Friendship
  • Attraction
  • eventual romantic relationship

CONCLUSION

I wrote this ad because I want little more than the occasional session of cybering or phone sex. I know there has to be someone out there who wants something more than the usual. I want both sides of the coin, sexual attraction and emotional attachment or friendship. If all you want from me is a one time experience on YIM or Skype then please don't answer this. I want to be chased but I want to be chased by someone who wants to catch me and keep me. I hope that certain someone reads this and answers.

ADDITIONAL INFO

The age group that I would like to respond is around this range: 28 - 44 years old. I am flexible so if you are a year or so off of that it won't matter to me. A nice deep sexy voice always makes me shiver so it is a definite plus if you have that. Absolutely no married men need reply or message me. Same goes for married women.

My little turn ons


I have a big thing for a nice voice which is why I like phone sex so much. So if you're a guy with a nice deep voice, I would love to listen to you on the phone. I also love a nice accent. Most of the guys from England, Ireland and Scotland could make me melt if they wanted. I also like someone with a heavy sensual side and I say 'sensual' because I would like someone who could curl my toes just telling me exactly what he would do to me if he had me right in front of him. Intelligence is also a big turn on for me.

If you think you can fulfill my needs, please PM me. I would love for us to talk.
That is an extremely well written and thought out introduction. Though I am well aware of the fact that I do not meet your criteria, I felt the need to commend you on being so forth coming and honest in your needs, wants & desires.
Some gentleman is going to be very lucky to chase you.
I wish you luck in your search, you deserve the right man after thoughtfully spelling everything out.
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:20 PM   #62
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:50 PM   #63
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*gives a friendly bump*
Bump! back.

Gosh you're pretty! How on earth are you available!!? x
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:25 PM   #64
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7 brothers, 1 very intimidating father, 6 uncles on one side and 4 on the other. Add in male cousins in the military....They're too scared to ask me out here.
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Old 03-03-2013, 10:07 PM   #65
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7 brothers, 1 very intimidating father, 6 uncles on one side and 4 on the other. Add in male cousins in the military....They're too scared to ask me out here.
Wow, that is truely a shame, a man with honorable intentions should have nothing to fear, I'm sure your family would love to see you in a happy relationship. I'm sorry that I'm too old for you
Best of luck in your search.

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Old 03-03-2013, 11:02 PM   #66
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It was a joke, sugar. They can't wait to see me married and making babies.
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:05 PM   #67
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It was a joke, sugar. They can't wait to see me married and making babies.
Your forgot about your godfather!
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:09 PM   #68
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He's a softie actually.
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:12 PM   #69
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:18 PM   #70
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Pretty good. Kind of bored at the moment.
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Old 03-03-2013, 11:19 PM   #71
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Pretty good. Kind of bored at the moment.
nice to know im contributing!
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Old 03-04-2013, 12:11 AM   #72
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it's funny, EVERYTHING she says she wanted, I wanted as well, but when it came right down to it, she wasn't happy.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:48 AM   #73
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*shakes head* Some people just can't seem to move on and accept that sometimes it just isn't meant to be.
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:05 AM   #74
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Pretty good. Kind of bored at the moment.
still bored?
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:20 AM   #75
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*shakes head* Some people just can't seem to move on and accept that sometimes it just isn't meant to be.
Having to move on & not being able to move on usually sucks for everyone involved
but it has to be done...... its gotta b done in like a bandaid jerk, ripped off in one clean jerk (if jerks can be clean) lol
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