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01-04-2013, 03:08 PM
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Experienced
ccaseyride is offline
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Ass clean
Gettin fuck in the ass how do you clean your ass hole im bein true
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01-04-2013, 03:11 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Subscribed.
Maybe I'm like a 3 year old, but these "how do I something something ass" threads never cease to make me giggle like a child.
Emerson and Eilan should be along shortly with some valid advice. I use the cactus method for exfoliation. I'm bein true.
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01-04-2013, 03:42 PM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is offline
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Less talk more arse cleaning, Pmann. *points*
I'm bein true.
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01-04-2013, 03:59 PM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ccaseyride
how do you clean your ass hole
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I don't clean my asshole. He knows how to take his own showers. 
Okay, in all seriousness. . .
Some people prefer enemas before anal, others don't. If you roll that way, you can make the enema part of the fun. |
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01-04-2013, 04:33 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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Originally Posted by Eilan
Okay, in all seriousness. . .
Some people prefer enemas before anal, others don't. If you roll that way, you can make the enema part of the fun.
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01-04-2013, 05:13 PM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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Originally Posted by pmann
Huh??????
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*shrug*
Enema play ain't my thing, but I hear that some people like it. |
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01-04-2013, 05:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ccaseyride
Gettin fuck in the ass how do you clean your ass hole im bein true
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Throw away that bleach, pressure washer, and wire brushes. You don't need them!
We use Alfonso Riberio. Things were tough for him for a while after Silver Spoons was cancelled, but he has bounced back with a most excellent anal cleaning service -Alfonso's Anus Cleaning and Drainage.
He inspects every job himself and makes sure the bum is squeaky clean.
Alphonso's Work (click at your own peril)
im bein true and siryoos now....
Have / take / make / do a poop.
Apply enema if you want.
Shower, use soap and water.
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01-04-2013, 08:13 PM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
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To clean the outside of your butthole, try soap and water.
If you need to clean the interior as well, yes, an enema can help. Also, make sure you go to the bathroom and take a dump. I've put something inside a girl's butt exactly twice. The first time, my fingers discovered that she had poop waiting to come out, and that really killed my boner. (The second time she didn't, and we did, you know, anal.) Butts can be fun as long as you don't have to think about what comes out of them. I'm bein true.
Well, unless you're into scat. But if you were, you wouldn't be asking this question.
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01-04-2013, 11:04 PM
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Daddy's Girl
Cookie123 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
Subscribed.
Maybe I'm like a 3 year old, but these "how do I something something ass" threads never cease to make me giggle like a child.
Emerson and Eilan should be along shortly with some valid advice. I use the cactus method for exfoliation. I'm bein true.
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I like you!
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~God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go~
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01-04-2013, 11:06 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by Cookie123
I like you!
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Curses! Pmann 4, Emerson 3. |
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01-04-2013, 11:22 PM
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Daddy's Girl
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Curses! Pmann 4, Emerson 3.
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Enough of that! You know I simply adore you, don't you? 
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The heart of this little princess belongs to my Daddy, (stan_man13). With every sunrise comes more love..more passion and simply more of everything that we are.
~God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go~
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01-04-2013, 11:31 PM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is offline
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Originally Posted by Emerson40
Curses! Pmann 4, Emerson 3.
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Poor Emerson, can't catch a break today huh. |
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01-04-2013, 11:49 PM
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Daddy's Girl
Cookie123 is offline
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Poor Emerson, can't catch a break today huh.
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He has had a tough day...ugh! I'm sure tomorrow he will bring his A game and beat pmann to the punch. 
I hope your night is going well, Rainshine
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The heart of this little princess belongs to my Daddy, (stan_man13). With every sunrise comes more love..more passion and simply more of everything that we are.
~God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go~
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01-05-2013, 07:26 AM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan
*shrug*
Enema play ain't my thing, but I hear that some people like it.
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I was more worried about the laid back nature of the comment, than the content. I mean, it's like walking outside to a green sky and blue grass. |
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01-05-2013, 08:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is offline
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Originally Posted by Cookie123
He has had a tough day...ugh! I'm sure tomorrow he will bring his A game and beat pmann to the punch.
I hope your night is going well, Rainshine |
Yours too, Cookie |
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01-05-2013, 02:12 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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To celebrate your first time ass sex, I brought cake!
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/83005528.jpg
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01-05-2013, 02:21 PM
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Really Experienced
Sweetzera is offline
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01-05-2013, 02:29 PM
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Dogma Whisperer
Carnevil9 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan
I don't clean my asshole. He knows how to take his own showers.
Okay, in all seriousness. . .
Some people prefer enemas before anal, others don't. If you roll that way, you can make the enema part of the fun. |
With friends like that, who needs enemas? |
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01-05-2013, 03:00 PM
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NippleMuncher
To celebrate your first time ass sex, I brought cake!
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I did mention NOT using the wire brush. 
Hey! Where's my cactus at?! |
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01-05-2013, 04:03 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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I have to apologize, I should have made a more helpful post, so here goes.
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...5/82999515.jpg
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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01-07-2013, 06:20 PM
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Virgin
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I have a washlet-- kinda like a bidet- that I attached to my toilet. It squirts water to clean your nether parts, but if you get it at the right angle and relax, it can give you a mini-enema, which I think is better than a full blown one as those can leave a bit of liquid which can be icky during anal.
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01-08-2013, 12:11 AM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is offline
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NippleMuncher, did SaucyMinx bake that little gem?
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Is a dream a lie if it don't come true or is it something worse...
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01-08-2013, 03:30 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
NippleMuncher is offline
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NippleMuncher, did SaucyMinx bake that little gem? |
Probably, but she wouldn't admit it! 
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01-08-2013, 01:28 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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What a thread. Just... what a thread.
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01-08-2013, 01:53 PM
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Literotica Guru
Emerson40 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sylvershade
I have a washlet-- kinda like a bidet- that I attached to my toilet. It squirts water to clean your nether parts, but if you get it at the right angle and relax, it can give you a mini-enema, which I think is better than a full blown one as those can leave a bit of liquid which can be icky during anal.
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You're bang-on about the getting the right angle.
I use a stick, with a rag tied to the end.
No icky liquid ever.
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