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Old 01-04-2013, 03:08 PM   #1
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Gettin fuck in the ass how do you clean your ass hole im bein true
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:11 PM   #2
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Maybe I'm like a 3 year old, but these "how do I something something ass" threads never cease to make me giggle like a child.

Emerson and Eilan should be along shortly with some valid advice. I use the cactus method for exfoliation. I'm bein true.
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:42 PM   #3
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Less talk more arse cleaning, Pmann. *points*

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Old 01-04-2013, 03:59 PM   #4
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I don't clean my asshole. He knows how to take his own showers.

Okay, in all seriousness. . .

Some people prefer enemas before anal, others don't. If you roll that way, you can make the enema part of the fun.
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Old 01-04-2013, 04:33 PM   #5
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Okay, in all seriousness. . .

Some people prefer enemas before anal, others don't. If you roll that way, you can make the enema part of the fun.

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Huh??????
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Old 01-04-2013, 05:13 PM   #6
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Enema play ain't my thing, but I hear that some people like it.
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Old 01-04-2013, 05:21 PM   #7
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Gettin fuck in the ass how do you clean your ass hole im bein true

Throw away that bleach, pressure washer, and wire brushes. You don't need them!

We use Alfonso Riberio. Things were tough for him for a while after Silver Spoons was cancelled, but he has bounced back with a most excellent anal cleaning service -Alfonso's Anus Cleaning and Drainage.

He inspects every job himself and makes sure the bum is squeaky clean.

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im bein true and siryoos now....

Have / take / make / do a poop.
Apply enema if you want.
Shower, use soap and water.
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:13 PM   #8
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To clean the outside of your butthole, try soap and water.

If you need to clean the interior as well, yes, an enema can help. Also, make sure you go to the bathroom and take a dump. I've put something inside a girl's butt exactly twice. The first time, my fingers discovered that she had poop waiting to come out, and that really killed my boner. (The second time she didn't, and we did, you know, anal.) Butts can be fun as long as you don't have to think about what comes out of them. I'm bein true.

Well, unless you're into scat. But if you were, you wouldn't be asking this question.
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Maybe I'm like a 3 year old, but these "how do I something something ass" threads never cease to make me giggle like a child.

Emerson and Eilan should be along shortly with some valid advice. I use the cactus method for exfoliation. I'm bein true.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:06 PM   #10
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Enough of that! You know I simply adore you, don't you?
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:31 PM   #12
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:49 PM   #13
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Poor Emerson, can't catch a break today huh.
He has had a tough day...ugh! I'm sure tomorrow he will bring his A game and beat pmann to the punch.

I hope your night is going well, Rainshine
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Old 01-05-2013, 07:26 AM   #14
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Enema play ain't my thing, but I hear that some people like it.
I was more worried about the laid back nature of the comment, than the content. I mean, it's like walking outside to a green sky and blue grass.
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Old 01-05-2013, 08:07 AM   #15
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:12 PM   #16
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:21 PM   #17
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:29 PM   #18
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Okay, in all seriousness. . .

Some people prefer enemas before anal, others don't. If you roll that way, you can make the enema part of the fun.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
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Old 01-05-2013, 03:00 PM   #19
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I did mention NOT using the wire brush.










Hey! Where's my cactus at?!
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Old 01-05-2013, 04:03 PM   #20
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I have to apologize, I should have made a more helpful post, so here goes.


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I have a washlet-- kinda like a bidet- that I attached to my toilet. It squirts water to clean your nether parts, but if you get it at the right angle and relax, it can give you a mini-enema, which I think is better than a full blown one as those can leave a bit of liquid which can be icky during anal.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:11 AM   #22
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NippleMuncher, did SaucyMinx bake that little gem?
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:30 AM   #23
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Probably, but she wouldn't admit it!
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:53 PM   #25
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I have a washlet-- kinda like a bidet- that I attached to my toilet. It squirts water to clean your nether parts, but if you get it at the right angle and relax, it can give you a mini-enema, which I think is better than a full blown one as those can leave a bit of liquid which can be icky during anal.


You're bang-on about the getting the right angle.

I use a stick, with a rag tied to the end.

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