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Old 04-23-2012, 12:20 AM   #1
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Sexual Town Names

There are several towns in the U.S. with names that have sexual connotations. My idea is a young man, just turned 21, and has just finished his first enlistment in the navy. He has 90 days to reenlist to get his old pay grade back and receive a promotion and that is his intention. However during the 90 days he hitch hikes around the U.S. visiting several of those towns that have sexually suggestive names. Of course in each town he has a different experience having to do with the name of the town.

This is open to anyone who wants to write it. Here is a list of towns I have found.

Bald Knob, Arkansas
Clapper Gap, California
Rough and Ready, California
Climax, Colorado
Blue Ball, Delaware
Cumming, Georgia
French Lick, Indiana
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Sugartit, Kentucky
Eros, Louisiana
Assawoman Bay, Maryland
Gay Head, Massachusetts
Conception, Missouri
Square Butt, Montana
Horneytown, N. Carolina
Bowlegs, Oklahoma
Sugar Tit, S. Carolina
Tootertown, S. Carolina
Oral, S. Dakota
Humptulips, Washington

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Old 04-23-2012, 01:57 AM   #2
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You missed Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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You missed Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
is there really such a place??? wonder who thought of that?
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Many American tourists are surprised how many villages in the UK are called Loose Chippings, and are even more perplexed when I explain that they are twinned with the many villages in France called Cedez le Passage.
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Well, not in the US, but really worth mentioning here is a small town in Austria, called: 'Fucking'
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Old 04-23-2012, 12:43 PM   #7
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You missed Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
I know and I've been there. It really is not very far from Paradise, PA just a few miles.

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Old 04-23-2012, 01:28 PM   #8
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in Germany (Bavaria to be exact), there is a town called Petting
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:47 PM   #9
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:25 PM   #10
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there are also some funny/sexy town names in Germany, but most of this names only work if you know the language.

But with Google, I found a blog with some more names. Some of them already have been mentioned, others not. So here is the list from http://thejetpacker.com/69-towns-and...y-dirty-names/

1. Anus, France

2. Assinippi, Massassachusetts

3. Assloss, Scotland

4. Bald Knob, Arkansas

5. Ballplay, Tennessee

6. Beaver Lick, Kentucky

7. Big Beaver, Pennsylvania

8. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky

9. Big Knockerstown, England

10. Blackdykes, England

11. Blowhard, Australia

12. Blue Ball, Ohio . . . Blue Ball, Delaware . . . Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

13. Bobbin Head, Australia

14. Boysack, Scotland

15. Brest, France

16. Bumpass, Virginia

17. Busti, New York

18. Buttzville, New Jersey

19. Caulkerbush, Scotland

20. Climax, Georgia

21. Cockintake, England

22. Cockplay, Scotland

23. Cocksgag, Ohio

24. Deep Gap, Tennessee

25. Dickeyville, Wisconsin

26. Dickshooter, Idaho

27. Dicktown, New Jersey

28. Dildo, Canada

29. Dikshit, India

30. Erect, North Carolina

31. Fanny, West Virginia

32. French Lick, Indiana

33. Fucking, Austria

34. Gayville, South Dakota

35. Hookersville, West Virgina

36. Horneytown, North Carolina

37. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

38. Knock Lick, Kentucky

39. Little Dix Village, West Indies

40. Long Dong, China

41. Loveladies, New Jersey

42. Mary’s Inlet, Canada

43. Mount Gay, West Virginia

44. Mount Mee, Australia

45. Muff, Ireland

46. Nipple, Utah

47. Onacock, Virginia

48. Pennis Wood, England

49. Pussy Creek, Ohio

50. Puseyville, Pennsylvania

51. Ramsbottom, England

52. Sexmoan, Phillippines

53. Shag Island, Indian Ocean

54. Smackass Gap, North Carolina

55. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

56. Sweet Lips, Tennessee

57. Ta Ta Creek, Canada

58. Three Cocks, Wales

59. Threeway, Virginia

60. Tightsqueeze, Virginia

61. Titisee, Germany

62. Titless, Switzerland

63. Titty Ho, England

64. Twatt, Orkney, Scotland

65. Virginville, Pennsylvania

66. Wank, Germany

67. Weener, Germany

68. Wetwang, England

69. Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:20 AM   #11
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there are also some funny/sexy town names in Germany, but most of this names only work if you know the language.

But with Google, I found a blog with some more names. Some of them already have been mentioned, others not. So here is the list from http://thejetpacker.com/69-towns-and...y-dirty-names/

1. Anus, France

2. Assinippi, Massassachusetts

3. Assloss, Scotland

4. Bald Knob, Arkansas

5. Ballplay, Tennessee

6. Beaver Lick, Kentucky

7. Big Beaver, Pennsylvania

8. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky

9. Big Knockerstown, England

10. Blackdykes, England

11. Blowhard, Australia

12. Blue Ball, Ohio . . . Blue Ball, Delaware . . . Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

13. Bobbin Head, Australia

14. Boysack, Scotland

15. Brest, France

16. Bumpass, Virginia

17. Busti, New York

18. Buttzville, New Jersey

19. Caulkerbush, Scotland

20. Climax, Georgia

21. Cockintake, England

22. Cockplay, Scotland

23. Cocksgag, Ohio

24. Deep Gap, Tennessee

25. Dickeyville, Wisconsin

26. Dickshooter, Idaho

27. Dicktown, New Jersey

28. Dildo, Canada

29. Dikshit, India

30. Erect, North Carolina

31. Fanny, West Virginia

32. French Lick, Indiana

33. Fucking, Austria

34. Gayville, South Dakota

35. Hookersville, West Virgina

36. Horneytown, North Carolina

37. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

38. Knock Lick, Kentucky

39. Little Dix Village, West Indies

40. Long Dong, China

41. Loveladies, New Jersey

42. Mary’s Inlet, Canada

43. Mount Gay, West Virginia

44. Mount Mee, Australia

45. Muff, Ireland

46. Nipple, Utah

47. Onacock, Virginia

48. Pennis Wood, England

49. Pussy Creek, Ohio

50. Puseyville, Pennsylvania

51. Ramsbottom, England

52. Sexmoan, Phillippines

53. Shag Island, Indian Ocean

54. Smackass Gap, North Carolina

55. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

56. Sweet Lips, Tennessee

57. Ta Ta Creek, Canada

58. Three Cocks, Wales

59. Threeway, Virginia

60. Tightsqueeze, Virginia

61. Titisee, Germany

62. Titless, Switzerland

63. Titty Ho, England

64. Twatt, Orkney, Scotland

65. Virginville, Pennsylvania

66. Wank, Germany

67. Weener, Germany

68. Wetwang, England

69. Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington
wow, that's too funny!
"where are you from?" "uh i'm from fucking, austria!"
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what is also funny: as I said before, I found this list in a blog. They also had a few pictures, included.

If you look at #45: Muff, Ireland. They even have a diving club. I just found their homepage, saying "Welcome to the Muff Diving Club".

Oh, and one that hasn't been mentioned before here: I remember this one episode of Jackass, about Mianus, Connecticut.

I am thinking how a town name could be used in a Lit story. Think about a story, where a woman tells a guy: "I am from Hookersville, West Virgina" (or Horneytown, North Carolina).
Or even better, she could talk to a guy, saying: "I love Intercourse. It is wonderful, Intercourse is great. But it is obvious why I love Intercourse so much, because it is my hometown ...."
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For the Austrian story try here.
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what is also funny: as I said before, I found this list in a blog. They also had a few pictures, included.

If you look at #45: Muff, Ireland. They even have a diving club. I just found their homepage, saying "Welcome to the Muff Diving Club".

Oh, and one that hasn't been mentioned before here: I remember this one episode of Jackass, about Mianus, Connecticut.

I am thinking how a town name could be used in a Lit story. Think about a story, where a woman tells a guy: "I am from Hookersville, West Virgina" (or Horneytown, North Carolina).
Or even better, she could talk to a guy, saying: "I love Intercourse. It is wonderful, Intercourse is great. But it is obvious why I love Intercourse so much, because it is my hometown ...."
personally i'ld love to see a guy introduce himself to a lady and admit that he was from "onacock, virginia. can you just imagine the conversation?
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Ok, not a town but on the bus on Monday I passed 'Cumming Street' Made me laugh so hard (I'm easily amused)
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Just slightly less obvious are places like Wick or Pill, both in the UK.
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Today I drove through Wetmore, which is right near Wilcox. I had to giggle.
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is there really such a place??? wonder who thought of that?
Re: Intercourse, PA, you have to realize how the language has evolved.

Not that long ago, "sex" did not mean fucking. All it meant was, are you a boy or a girl?

Also, "intercourse" did not mean fucking. It just meant, two people (or companies or towns or organizations) engaging in some sort of mutually beneficial activities.

Naturally, when you combined them, you got "sexual intercourse," which DID mean fucking.

Over the years, "sexual intercourse" got shortened to either "sex" or "intercourse," both of which were used to mean "fucking," even though that was not the original meaning of the terms. And by now, you can't even think about either term without imagining Mr. Penis penetrating Mrs. Vagina.

And that's your etymology lesson for today, boys and girls. Now fuck off.
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I believe that the town council of Fucking, Austria has decided to change its name. Apart from anything else, there has been a steady series of thefts of identifying signs, and the good citizens of Fucking are fed up with the crude jokes made by English speaking visitors.

On the other hand, there is always Fulking in Sussex, UK. Not quite as explicit but still the subject of ribald jokes.
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I believe that the town council of Fucking, Austria has decided to change its name. ...
Not quite - they are thinking about it. As the Mayor said, "It would need the agreement of all the Fucking residents."
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Not quite - they are thinking about it. As the Mayor said, "It would need the agreement of all the Fucking residents."
I know this is politically incorrect, but I burst out laughing when I read this. Good one, snooper
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Re: Intercourse, PA, you have to realize how the language has evolved.

Not that long ago, "sex" did not mean fucking. All it meant was, are you a boy or a girl?

Also, "intercourse" did not mean fucking. It just meant, two people (or companies or towns or organizations) engaging in some sort of mutually beneficial activities.

Naturally, when you combined them, you got "sexual intercourse," which DID mean fucking.

Over the years, "sexual intercourse" got shortened to either "sex" or "intercourse," both of which were used to mean "fucking," even though that was not the original meaning of the terms. And by now, you can't even think about either term without imagining Mr. Penis penetrating Mrs. Vagina.

And that's your etymology lesson for today, boys and girls. Now fuck off.
thank you so much for your time and lesson, i had no idea about the history of the words. so you did your good deed and enlightened someone for the day! and as for your final request? i'll get right on it!
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I believe that the town council of Fucking, Austria has decided to change its name. ...
Not quite - they are thinking about it. As the Mayor said, "It would need the agreement of all the Fucking residents."
I know this is politically incorrect, but I burst out laughing when I read this. Good one, snooper
Look it up - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1432506.html
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