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Old 01-01-2013, 10:38 AM   #1
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"Only the lonely"

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There was a vote in the affirmative to pass a bill in the Senate tonight, the earliest they expect the House to vote on it is Thursday.

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Old 01-01-2013, 10:40 AM   #2
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Old 01-01-2013, 10:43 AM   #3
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The elderly living at home by themselves on welfare?
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:21 AM   #4
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on the flip side, dick was stuffing quarters into $20 an hour hookers and still couldn't score.
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:22 AM   #5
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:24 AM   #6
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:53 AM   #7
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Speaking of "the lonely"...
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:56 AM   #8
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:57 AM   #9
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Speaking of "the lonely"...
Me? I'm not lonely. I just finished fucking Aubrey Plaza at an all night New Year's Eve orgy for second tier celebrities. She still has my seed in her stomach.
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a pair of what?
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:59 AM   #11
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Me? I'm not lonely. I just finished fucking Aubrey Plaza at an all night New Year's Eve orgy for second tier celebrities. She still has my seed in her stomach.
That's not really where it ends up.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:01 PM   #12
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That's not really where it ends up.
That'll be the second time it's passed through her sphincter, then.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:03 PM   #13
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That'll be the second time it's passed through her sphincter, then.
You can shoot it that far through the large and small intestines? Amazing!
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:06 PM   #14
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You can shoot it that far through the large and small intestines? Amazing!
This place had more felchers than a convention of dyslexic archers.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:08 PM   #15
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4 minutes before midnight



11 minutes after midnight




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Well, there's obviously no need to check the roster to see who is responsible for trolling Vetteman today.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:09 PM   #16
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11 minutes after midnight




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Didn't factor in the three hour time zone difference, dufus.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:09 PM   #17
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Ok, I have to admit I had to look that up(blob). I did not know there was such a thing. I am not sure I wanted to know that.
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Didn't factor in the three hour time zone difference, dufus.
umm, yeah, he kinda did.

also, on a side note, this thread made listen to roy orbison. good job, dude.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:22 PM   #19
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Speaking of "the lonely"...
You spelled the losers wrong.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:23 PM   #20
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Didn't factor in the three hour time zone difference, dufus.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:30 PM   #21
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umm, yeah, he kinda did.

also, on a side note, this thread made listen to roy orbison. good job, dude.
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You spelled the losers wrong.
How do you spell it?

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You really are a dumbass.
More news at 11.


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Old 01-01-2013, 12:56 PM   #22
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:00 PM   #23
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great the meemie alt still exists
He's WQ's pet.

Maybe she doesn't realize that ostriches are African.
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:00 PM   #24
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:09 PM   #25
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maybe in the 15 minutes between posts koalabear gave him some new year's phone sex?


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