Old 11-27-2013, 06:31 PM   #1
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I can eat fifty eggs

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Old 11-27-2013, 06:32 PM   #2
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Cool it, Luke.
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:38 PM   #3
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:43 PM   #4
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your farts are evil.
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:48 PM   #5
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:49 PM   #6
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your farts are evil.
You're stranger than I am.

And that's a stretch...

I have a dixie cup of salt here on my desk.
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:50 PM   #7
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Was that a dig at Luke?
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:25 PM   #13
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:29 PM   #14
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:32 PM   #15
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