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Old 12-31-2012, 02:22 AM   #1
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New Year Resolution Thread

What are yours?

First one for me: more salads.

(God, that hurt to type.)
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:24 AM   #2
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What are yours?

First one for me: more salads.

(God, that hurt to type.)
Putting you on iggy.
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:29 AM   #3
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I just had the same individual announce in multiple threads that I'm going on iggy.

Last check, that was worth 10 points.
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:01 PM   #4
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Next one: go to a professional hockey game.

(Looks like I might have to wait awhile...)
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:15 PM   #5
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i am going back to the gym.
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:21 PM   #6
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I have to quit smoking. I must be the only person on the planet who runs 4 miles a day but smokes 2 packs a day.
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:22 PM   #7
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I have to quit smoking. I must be the only person on the planet who runs 4 miles a day but smokes 2 packs a day.
How can you have the lung capacity to do that?
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:27 PM   #8
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How can you have the lung capacity to do that?
I am always active I suppose. I dunno maybe you have to do it for 25 years before your lungs get completely trashed.
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:29 PM   #9
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I have to quit smoking. I must be the only person on the planet who runs 4 miles a day but smokes 2 packs a day.
If your organs could communicate:

LUNGS: We're invincible! Look what we're able to handle: running and smoking. Nothing can stop us.

HEART: Way to go. But I'm outta here.

(Good resolution.)
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Old 12-31-2012, 01:38 PM   #10
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I resolve to never drink vodka and green kool-aid again.

Together or separately.
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:05 PM   #11
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I resolve to actively find the right partner for me.
and to live a healthier lifestyle - eating and exercise
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:11 PM   #12
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Less procra... eh I'll finish that later.

Seriously though. Less procrastination.
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:17 PM   #13
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i'm going to stop killing random strangers. from now on it's only well planned murders for me.
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:57 PM   #14
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i'm going to stop killing random strangers.
You always say that. But you never do.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:01 PM   #15
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:04 PM   #16
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i am going back to the gym.
Always a good one.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:07 PM   #17
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Opened up some old sketchbooks, rediscovered lots of writing and layouts for planned stories and creations I've mapped out but never actualized to finished versions. Time to stop fucking around get to steppin' on those.

Also, getting back to my park runs again after being temporarily sidelined with a foot injury and rejuvenating my foreign language studies. I'm good with Japanese, but I should be on a higher level. Gotta put in that werk.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:11 PM   #18
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:15 PM   #19
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I resolve to never drink vodka and green kool-aid again.

Together or separately.
Christ. What made that sound like a good idea in the first place?
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:20 PM   #20
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enjoy being me, try to be a little less of me each week so by the end of the year there's quite a lot less of me - write more, read more, go to a westend show or two, go to the chelsea flower show, spend some time with my best friends in their norfolk seaside home . . . stuff
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:24 PM   #21
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My New Year's resolution is to buy a lot of candy on sale after Easter that doesn't look too Eastery so that I have something to hand out on Halloween.
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:28 PM   #22
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I resolve to take more pictures. Pictures in the snow...

I'm with you on the salads, Rory. I like salad, I can be too lazy to make them the way I like them though. Greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, homemade croutons and sunflower seeds.

I resolve to drink no more wine coolers. Go for the straight stuff only.
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:31 PM   #23
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I gave up New Years resolutions for Lent. Then I gave up being Christian......

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Old 12-31-2012, 04:44 PM   #24
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I intend to figure out how Worm can have an animated avatar that none of the rest of us can have.
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Old 12-31-2012, 05:00 PM   #25
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I intend to figure out how Worm can have an animated avatar that none of the rest of us can have.
My guess is that he was grandfathered in. It's piteous to see some of the ridiculous animated avatars that are eating away at Literotica's bandwidth as potentially great ones wallow in obscurity. I guess there are always signatures.
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