If I were a dolphin, I would be very insulted by being called a 'common dolphin.' Who decides that I'm common? I'm not common, I'm special! I'm the best fish catcher in the pod. Can the asshole who called me common catch fish by just swimming after them? Can the asshole keep up with our pod, swimming? Common dolphin indeed! Bring the asshole down to the sea off San Diego and we'll show the asshole who's common! Hey, we got friends in Seaworld!