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12-25-2012, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by lovecraft68
Because your knuckles drag like your trunk does Jimmy boy
When a "real man" has to behave in a manner that conforms to what is expected of him by his fellow herd of testosterone driven d-bags then he really isn't a real man is he?
Actually what I've always felt is a "real man" has no concept of what a real man is he just goes about his business and does the best he can to be the best he can.
BTW Merry Christmas James!
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12-25-2012, 08:54 PM
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14. Don't be afraid of the dark.
15. Keep promises. And dont make promises you can't keep.
16. Don't play if you can't lose.
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Don;t play if you don't at least want to win.
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12-25-2012, 08:55 PM
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Have a white one Lovey!
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For about 3 hours last night before it changed to rain. There was still some on the grass this morning though.
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12-25-2012, 09:19 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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23. Be friendly to all you meet. A smile costs nothing and it earns goodwill.
24. Treat everyone equally whether it's a beggar or a prince.
25. Contribute what you can afford to your favorite charity.
26. Always let the woman cum first and cuddle with her afterwards. 
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12-25-2012, 11:35 PM
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3. Acquire a taste for free-form jazz.
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12-25-2012, 11:40 PM
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Jazz flute to be specific!
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12-26-2012, 05:07 AM
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Jazz flute to be specific!
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12-26-2012, 05:18 AM
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What are the specs for a real man? Its elementary, Watson. TO ENSURE THAT HIS GENES MAKE IT INTO THE NEXT GENERATION OF PEOPLE.
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12-26-2012, 06:51 AM
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What are the specs for a real man? Its elementary, Watson. TO ENSURE THAT HIS GENES MAKE IT INTO THE NEXT GENERATION OF PEOPLE.
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12-26-2012, 07:37 AM
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With thanks to Robert Heinlein...
27. Rub her feet.
28. Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
29. Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
30. Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.
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12-26-2012, 08:56 AM
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Not really. That is the ego you are talking about, not a man.
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Well, seeing I had 2 daughters then "closed up shop" guess I'm off the real man list.
On the plus side seeing as I'll be the last to carry my name I guess its only fair I should live forever,
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12-26-2012, 09:40 AM
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Well, seeing I had 2 daughters then "closed up shop" guess I'm off the real man list.
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12-26-2012, 10:03 AM
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True, at least according to all those whiny immortal vampires.
Depends on your health. I see people in their late 80's still enjoying a decent quality of life and think, wow I hope I get there.
Then I see Alzheimer patients and people in wheel chairs etc...and think, nah, I really don;t want to get there.
All I know is.....
I really don't get that choice.
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12-26-2012, 10:11 AM
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True, at least according to all those whiny immortal vampires.
Depends on your health. I see people in their late 80's still enjoying a decent quality of life and think, wow I hope I get there.
Then I see Alzheimer patients and people in wheel chairs etc...and think, nah, I really don;t want to get there.
All I know is.....
I really don't get that choice.
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12-26-2012, 10:37 AM
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According to all my peers back in high school I was never supposed to see 21 so I'm well ahead of the game. I should have taken better care of myself but it wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.
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I had 30 predicted for me. A lot of people figured I would kill someone in my 20's then get killed before I turned 30.
Obviously I've done neither. What's really funny is running into all the "do-gooders" and brainiacs I went to HS with and them finding out I'm doing better than most of them.
You just never know.
as for taking care of yourself it depends on the person. I've kept myself in very good shape, but have also pushed myself very hard over the years. I'm due for a shoulder surgery to repair some ligament damage and my right knee is not in the best of shape.
So who knows? Just have as much as you can while you're still here. When my time comes I don;t want to be one of those "I wish I..." kind of people
Something tells me you're not one of those.
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12-26-2012, 10:51 AM
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
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12-26-2012, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
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There is quite a bit of wisdom in those lines.
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"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianthus
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
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Young girl: "I don't know, I've never kippled."
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
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12-26-2012, 12:26 PM
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There is quite a bit of wisdom in those lines.
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Agreed. We could all benefit from striving to reach those goals, imho.
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I have. I like Kipling fine.
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12-26-2012, 12:40 PM
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Women and Children First
A man should be able to follow the Birkenhead Drill.
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12-26-2012, 01:19 PM
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Disarmed...
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Agreed. We could all benefit from striving to reach those goals, imho.
I have. I like Kipling fine.
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Kipling can be exceedingly good...
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12-26-2012, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
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I committed this to memory years ago because it's such a great example of the kinds of lessons that too many fathers don't teach their sons.
On another note, isn't it funny how as men, our list has remained pretty constant for the last several decades (if not centuries)? I'm pretty sure that women started making significant changes to their list back in the 50's and 60's. Maybe we should go ahead and update ours too?
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I'm pretty sure that women started making significant changes to their list back in the 50's and 60's. Maybe we should go ahead and update ours too?
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Why bother? Women have been updating the men's list too.
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I committed this to memory years ago ...
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So did I. It's one of my all-time favorites. 
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