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01-17-2013, 05:22 PM
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So I lost one to cancer....now the other has to do twice the work and keeps up just fine. No change in sex drive and if anything my orgasms are more intense. Check them regularly guys, better yet teach her how to do it and let her check, it's more fun that way! I caught it early and 13 years later I'm perfectly healthy.  |
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01-17-2013, 06:13 PM
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Frankly,stella,I'd want them to be retractable.Not the tightenupfearflightorfight mode that all mammals can and do have,but full on up into the body cavity.Past producing more kids,and love bike riding,would be useful.And when I think of all the bar fights I got into as a young man,well;the survival advantage would be huge!
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01-17-2013, 06:48 PM
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Smile..it confuses people
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low hanging fruit
I'm minded to relate a story I read in some book about a senior WWII airforce officer who went by the affectionate name of Baggy Bletchley, given him at school because of his low-slung scrotum. One one occasion he nipped into a toilet on the airfield which was rather cramped and, as he sat down the raised seat fell down, his balls pendulumed and ended up trapped under the seat with his weight down. His testicles must have been clear because he started to laugh at his own predicament: unable to rise because his scrotum was trapped by the seat. In the story, it was at this moment that the airfield was strafed by a German plane and he was killed in an ignominious situation. The story was fictional but it must have been a pet story of the author's that he wanted to get out there.
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01-17-2013, 10:26 PM
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I am pretty content with my balls. Golf ball is pretty close to the size (slightly oblong). If I could change one thing it would be to make them hairless (shaving/trimming can be a pain). But, I would pass on that if I could make them invulnerable. Hit, kicked, slapped, bumped, pinched, squeezed to hard - all of which are not a pleasant sensation.
It is sexy as hell to feel them sway when I walk naked, or have them cupped and kissed by a lover, or feel them snug in a tight pair of jeans. But - LOL - watch the tight pants when you sit down or turn - that sudden "caught in the pants leg and crushed" is definitely no fun. Unless I am wearing loose fitting pants, I wear briefs or boxer-briefs to keep them snugged up against my body.
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01-17-2013, 11:54 PM
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artwork by buttercup
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Just wondering if they come in any other colors besides blue!
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01-17-2013, 11:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stickygirl
I'm minded to relate a story I read in some book about a senior WWII airforce officer who went by the affectionate name of Baggy Bletchley, given him at school because of his low-slung scrotum. One one occasion he nipped into a toilet on the airfield which was rather cramped and, as he sat down the raised seat fell down, his balls pendulumed and ended up trapped under the seat with his weight down. His testicles must have been clear because he started to laugh at his own predicament: unable to rise because his scrotum was trapped by the seat. In the story, it was at this moment that the airfield was strafed by a German plane and he was killed in an ignominious situation. The story was fictional but it must have been a pet story of the author's that he wanted to get out there.
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That story is just worth repeating. 
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01-18-2013, 12:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stan_man13
Just wondering if they come in any other colors besides blue!
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*snort*
Playing with colors would be fun.
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01-18-2013, 03:36 PM
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Simple but Impressive
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul_Chance
I am pretty content with my balls. Golf ball is pretty close to the size (slightly oblong). If I could change one thing it would be to make them hairless (shaving/trimming can be a pain). But, I would pass on that if I could make them invulnerable. Hit, kicked, slapped, bumped, pinched, squeezed to hard - all of which are not a pleasant sensation.
It is sexy as hell to feel them sway when I walk naked, or have them cupped and kissed by a lover, or feel them snug in a tight pair of jeans. But - LOL - watch the tight pants when you sit down or turn - that sudden "caught in the pants leg and crushed" is definitely no fun. Unless I am wearing loose fitting pants, I wear briefs or boxer-briefs to keep them snugged up against my body.
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God I love shaved balls, just to suck and lick and smell them. you are making me anxious for my husband to come home from work. He started shaving his 2 yrs ago and about f**ing time too, i was tired of flossing.
Women love it when men return the favour and shave too. you might see quite a bit more nut sac sucking if you do.
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01-18-2013, 04:11 PM
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That story is just worth repeating. |
Had me laughing my balls off......oooops |
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01-18-2013, 04:23 PM
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www.wtf.com
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I  my husband's balls.
Just sayin'
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01-18-2013, 04:27 PM
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I found this
"And speaking of reincarnation, we also see the reappearance of Air Vice Marshall "Baggy" Bletchley. In Piece of Cake, he died in a German strafing attack on an RAF base. Yet here he is again, fit as a fiddle and sound as a dollar, with no explanation forthcoming."
In regard to my testicals, I'm pretty happy with the way they are .. I do trim and shave all around that area...
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