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Old 10-08-2016, 11:55 PM   #1
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Wink What do you want to know about Britain?

Line up... Line up... I'll answer your questions you've always wanted to ask about Britain. For one time only, providing I know the answers, of course..... So please without further ado, ask away and don't be shy....

Please nothing racist, or deliberately offensive to anyone or anywhere on the globe. Thank you for your time and questions in advance. I'll do my best to give you an appropriate answer and if in doubt I'll probably just make it up or something..... This is my game, my rules, so I can do that........

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Old 10-09-2016, 12:18 AM   #2
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Does Brexit mean I have to pay a tariff to fuck you?

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Line up... Line up... I'll answer your questions you've always wanted to ask about Britain. For one time only, providing I know the answers, of course..... So please without further ado, ask away and don't be shy....

Please nothing racist, or deliberately offensive to anyone or anywhere on the globe. Thank you for your time and questions in advance. I'll do my best to give you an appropriate answer and if in doubt I'll probably just make it up or something..... This is my game, my rules, so I can do that........

Thank you DMD xXx
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Old 10-09-2016, 12:29 AM   #3
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Is brexit like pulling out or ruined orgasm?
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Old 10-09-2016, 12:32 AM   #4
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Does Brexit mean the French can't cum in your mouth? Or the Greeks in your anus? Or the Italians on... wherever?
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:46 AM   #5
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Does Brexit mean I have to pay a tariff to fuck you?

It's certainly a possibility but don't worry as we have to give two years grace before we can actually leave the EU, and you will certainly get your money's worth..... ;-)
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:48 AM   #6
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Is brexit like pulling out or ruined orgasm?

It's would be unfair for me to comment at this time. However word on the street at this current time, is that it's more of a "is it in yet" scenario..... ;-)
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:48 AM   #7
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Does Brexit mean the French can't cum in your mouth? Or the Greeks in your anus? Or the Italians on... wherever?
Yes that's absolutely correct.;-)
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:53 AM   #8
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Is it grim up north ??
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Old 10-09-2016, 09:35 AM   #9
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Got my answers from Google, but thanks ...

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Old 10-09-2016, 12:09 PM   #10
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Why the extra "u" in words?
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Old 10-09-2016, 05:36 PM   #11
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Why the extra "u" in words?
Probably down to the French origin of some English words. To me, though, they look completely wrong with the 'u' removed, implying a completely different pronunciation.
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Old 10-09-2016, 05:39 PM   #12
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What do you want to know about Britain?

Nothing........! Thanks for asking.
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Old 10-11-2016, 12:16 PM   #13
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Is it grim up north ??
Grim and sombre.... Take a jacket, a raincoat and an umbrella... A sturdy one! X
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Old 10-11-2016, 12:21 PM   #14
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Why the extra "u" in words?
Because it's the correct spelling.....
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Old 10-11-2016, 12:24 PM   #15
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Because it's the correct spelling.....
Two nations separated by a common language - Oscar Wilde.
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Old 10-11-2016, 12:58 PM   #16
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OK slightly provocative:

In what order do the various nationalities of Britain annoy you:

ie English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh..

For me it is the English - probably because I am around more English people than others
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Old 10-11-2016, 01:28 PM   #17
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Is it grim up north ??
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Grim and sombre.... Take a jacket, a raincoat and an umbrella... A sturdy one! X
Beg to differ ... extremely!!

Are the English of the South prejudiced in their opinions about the North?
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Old 10-11-2016, 01:37 PM   #18
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My roots are in the North of England and the South of Scotland - when I travel up the country and reach hills just south of Cumbria or the Yorkshire moors - I feel at one with my surroundings.

I have lived in the South and the North, I have worked in both as well. I have visited the tip of Scotland and the toe of Cornwall- I have travelled form the west most point of Wales to the Eastern coast of Northumbria. This country has some breathtaking scenery and fabulous people.

But the North has a calling for me.

(just wish it would stop fuckin raining)
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Old 10-11-2016, 01:41 PM   #19
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My roots are in the North of England and the South of Scotland - when I travel up the country and reach hills just south of Cumbria or the Yorkshire moors - I feel at one with my surroundings.

I have lived in the South and the North, I have worked in both as well. I have visited the tip of Scotland and the toe of Cornwall- I have travelled form the west most point of Wales to the Eastern coast of Northumbria. This country has some breathtaking scenery and fabulous people.

But the North has a calling for me.

(just wish it would stop fuckin raining)
'a calling for you' - I like that, and get it.

East of the Penines, East of the Cheviots - prevailing winds have already dumped their water by the time they reach the North East and the wonderful Northumberland coast.
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Old 10-11-2016, 01:53 PM   #20
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I watched a documentary about the great Guy Martin attempting to go 400 mph on two wheels at Bonneville.
At first the US guys could not understand a word the Grimsby lad said. So funny...
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Old 10-11-2016, 01:55 PM   #21
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'a calling for you' - I like that, and get it.

East of the Penines, East of the Cheviots - prevailing winds have already dumped their water by the time they reach the North East and the wonderful Northumberland coast.
it is like a subtle rhythm that emanates form the land - let me know when it sounds tooo corny

Northumbria I have never managed to fully appreciate - Yorkshire 100% get it. Northumbria haven't been enough, but that will be rectified.

Ireland hills and lakes fantastic. Welsh coast and mountains. The lake district. Yorkshire dales / moors, the Peak district, Scotland, Edinburgh, up the east side to the top, over to the north west (breathtaking, unique and outlandish scenery), the isles, the lochs...
Cornwall, Devon.... what is not to like.
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I watched a documentary about the great Guy Martin attempting to go 400 mph on two wheels at Bonneville.
At first the US guys could not understand a word the Grimsby lad said. So funny...
He is quite broad isn't he I don't understand half of what he says. But very engaging.
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