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Old 01-10-2017, 06:52 PM   #1
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What's He or She Saying?

I just love this idea and I'm not sure why the other one went away but I'll try starting one again because, well, it's so fun!

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Old 01-10-2017, 06:55 PM   #2
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"Gosh, I wonder why Aunt Lizzie keeps her sybian in her guest room.
Did she forget I was staying with her this weekend?
I wonder where she keeps the instructions. Or maybe I should just try to figure it out by myself ...."

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Old 01-10-2017, 06:59 PM   #3
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"Gosh, I wonder why Aunt Lizzie keeps her sybian in her guest room.
Did she forget I was staying with her this weekend?
I wonder where she keeps the instructions. Or maybe I should just try to figure it out by myself ...."
Meet Julia - who's arse about tit.

(I know it's not what you meant but I thought it was funny that her cleavage looks like a butt crack..sorry).
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:12 PM   #4
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Meet Julia - who's arse about tit.

(I know it's not what you meant but I thought it was funny that her cleavage looks like a butt crack..sorry).
Look, it's a VERY simple thread.

If you don't want to play, then don't.

Okay?

Thank you.

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Old 01-10-2017, 07:22 PM   #5
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:25 PM   #6
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That woman said she smelled bo, is it me? Should I smell? Will people know I'm checking? Oh gawdddd, is it me???
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:28 PM   #7
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:31 PM   #8
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"Gosh, I wonder why Aunt Lizzie keeps her sybian in her guest room.
Did she forget I was staying with her this weekend?
I wonder where she keeps the instructions. Or maybe I should just try to figure it out by myself ...."
"Okay, I'm not sure what he's doing back there...but it sounds like he's inflating something..."
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:33 PM   #9
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(LMAO IcePrincess )

"Oh God. Here comes the waiter. Should I have the lasagna or the fish? The Seafood Cobb sounded delicious. But what's she going to think if I order a salad on our first date? Oh, damn! Do I have B.O.?"
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:34 PM   #10
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:46 PM   #11
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Old 01-11-2017, 03:30 AM   #13
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"Mmmmm more please"


"I don't think you're my husband. But right now I don't care."

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Old 01-11-2017, 03:52 AM   #14
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"Seriously? You juiced your pants already? I barely touched it."
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Old 01-11-2017, 03:55 AM   #15
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"Seriously? You juiced your pants already? I barely touched it."
You want me to put THAT in my mouth...yeah, that's not happening..

(that better?)
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Old 01-12-2017, 12:44 PM   #19
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You want me to put THAT in my mouth...yeah, that's not happening..

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Old 01-12-2017, 03:22 PM   #21
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Well shit, this is going to hurt.
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Old 01-12-2017, 03:25 PM   #22
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Well shit, this is going to hurt.


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Old 01-12-2017, 04:27 PM   #24
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"La La Land? What's that about? It sounds like a chick flick, babe. Besides, the Cowboys and Packers game is coming on soon.
It's going to be a great game. Aaron Rodgers is on fire but the Cowboys defensive line is totally - blah, blah, blah, blah, blah .... lol

(Okay, if you promise to do me again before the game starts and at half time too, well, then okay, we can stay home )

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