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Old 12-22-2012, 03:25 PM   #1
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'The Scent of a Woman' 2010 Edition

Warning: Do not read this article before, during or immediately after a meal. You have been warned.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report

This does have potential as a plot bunny in the 'Fetish' cat however.
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Old 12-23-2012, 04:11 AM   #2
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Reminds me of that scene from Kingpin when Woody Harrelson had to go puke after screwing the landlady.
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:45 PM   #3
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The fitting reply would have been "Join me in the shower, baby". Since I am a foreigner and therefore clueless, the question of whether a motor inn HAS such facilities remains,

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Old 12-23-2012, 09:24 PM   #4
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The fitting reply would have been "Join me in the shower, baby". Since I am a foreigner and therefore clueless, the question of whether a motor inn HAS such facilities remains,
They do, in widely varying degrees of modernity and cleanliness.

They'd been better off strapping her to the roof of whatever they were driving and going through a car wash.
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"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-23-2012, 09:28 PM   #5
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I just read that story to my wife just now and she said, verbatim "honey, there's things not even a shower can fix". Cute :-)
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:46 PM   #6
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I like the sentence: "She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report".

It suggests that the other lines uttered previously (e.g. 'he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams') have actually been memorialized in a police report at some point.

Was she arrested for brandishing the knife, or her other deadly weapon?

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Old 12-27-2012, 03:54 PM   #7
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I like the sentence: "She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report".

It suggests that the other lines uttered previously (e.g. 'he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams') have actually been memorialized in a police report at some point.

Was she arrested for brandishing the knife, or her other deadly weapon?

If it was the latter she could be charged with 'Attack with a friendly weapon'.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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