Reminds me of this:
"Well, without giving away too info, I was injured in an accident at "18" and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away."
From an AMA on Reddit about a guy who was in a sexual relationship with his mom. I think it'd be a good story. I dunno, but I like the idea of a handjob being for relief rather than sexual interest. Obviously, I'd still be interested sexually, but I guess I like the thought of a woman being a bit apathetic about it... Not sure why.