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Old 12-13-2012, 09:11 PM   #1
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Thumbs down How to lubricate d ass ?

Hai
anal sex is tight and throbbing one .
Lot of asses of lass are game for it .
I too have had my share pf asses .
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still , cant found a best way to lubricate her ass .
I dislike d use of fingers .

So what is d best way to lubricate d. Ass ?
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:34 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:42 PM   #3
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Dislike d fingers huh
Wot about d tung
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:58 PM   #4
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:31 PM   #6
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:32 AM   #7
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hallo dahlink

Boris say u vl like d eggnog enema
it vl make d ass tite and throbbing one
u cant stop luking now and
fuk a ass of lass

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Old 12-17-2012, 05:21 PM   #8
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instead of lubing de ass lube d dick.

personal favorite (I am assuming you can deepthroat?...if not practice, practice practice!) take him deep in your throat as you can..im talking your eyes are watering deep?

theres a different type of excretion in the throat- it is both more slippery and tends to cling to d dick better than saliva...give him a really sloppy wet deep blowjob, bend over ...and enjoy!

you are welcome!
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Old 12-17-2012, 05:40 PM   #9
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Hai
anal sex is tight and throbbing one .
Lot of asses of lass are game for it .
I too have had my share pf asses .
But
still , cant found a best way to lubricate her ass .
I dislike d use of fingers .

So what is d best way to lubricate d. Ass ?
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instead of lubing de ass lube d dick.

personal favorite (I am assuming you can deepthroat?...if not practice, practice practice!) take him deep in your throat as you can..im talking your eyes are watering deep?

theres a different type of excretion in the throat- it is both more slippery and tends to cling to d dick better than saliva...give him a really sloppy wet deep blowjob, bend over ...and enjoy!

you are welcome!
Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:05 AM   #10
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Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.
haahahahahahaha

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Old 12-18-2012, 02:11 AM   #11
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Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:53 AM   #12
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I just showed my husband this thread, and he's thinking about joining just for this.

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Old 12-18-2012, 07:08 AM   #13
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so he wan to lube d ass 2?
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:16 AM   #14
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so he wan to lube d ass 2?
u got it laydee
he luv 2 lube d ass wid d tung n d slik dik
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:09 AM   #15
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:34 AM   #17
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Maybe d tears b gud lube, do?
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:53 PM   #19
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Old 07-08-2014, 10:45 AM   #23
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Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.
O mai...dis m so dam fonny.
Laffig till eyes vater like suk d dik till eyes vet
U so dam fonny
Mite try d olive oil in d turky baster and squrt in d hole
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