How eating a jelly doughnut is like eating a wet pussy? You start by licking delicately around the hole at the bit of juice that has leaked out. You use your lips and tongue to part the soft warm flesh, revealing a moist pink center. You dive your tongue into that sweet pinkness and lick rapidly. You try to stop the sweet moisture from getting everywhere, but it is impossible. You end up with jelly all over your mouth, nose and fingers. It's sweet and sticky and absolutely delicious.
Guess what I had for breakfast today?