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Old 12-12-2012, 02:43 PM   #1
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Please help me!! Urgent!!

I am the one many of you have seen referred to here by Warrior Queen as "her man." And technically, it's true: I used to work for a small ranch here specializing in grass-fed cows. When she made her first purchase of starter calves from them, the rancher--my boss--offered to sell her my services as well for an additional $170/wk AUS. She went along with it and so did I.

But since then, she has abused this arrangement in every way possible. She makes me do her son's homework with him. She makes me tend to her aging mother when she visits. She is constantly asking me to fuck her. Have you ever see her? No thanks, not for $170/week. Last time she tried something with me and I turned her down, she whacked me on the side of the head with a tow rope. Had to have surgery!

I have a brother in Darwin. I finally decided I'd had enough, and went up to stay with him for awhile. I got a damn good job with a shipping company, much better wages than she pays. I'd tell you how much, but that's tasteless and I was raised better than that. She tracked me down!! Came up to Darwin and tried to fuck me again. She is not well.

Please help me. How do I get rid of this woman? She thinks she owns me. She is a racist and a child abuser, and I want nothing to do with her. But she won't leave me alone!!

Please, someone help.

Thank you very much.

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Old 12-12-2012, 02:45 PM   #2
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:46 PM   #3
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Easy to see why the aussies don't claim NZers.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:47 PM   #4
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You typed all of that with a broken jaw?

Outstanding.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:47 PM   #5
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Lol, totally looking for help in the wrong places. Unless you're trolling of course, then you've come to the right place!
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:47 PM   #6
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:48 PM   #7
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You typed all of that with a broken jaw?

Outstanding.
Do you type with your jaw?
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:48 PM   #8
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I can't condone this sort of behavior but I still found it funny.
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Do you type with your jaw?
If the oral sex is proper.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:49 PM   #10
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Easy to see why the aussies don't claim NZers.
If this alt really is from NZ, he is gonna be so pissed when he finds out we own a chunk of the South Island!
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I can't condone this sort of behavior but I still found it funny.
Every once in awhile, a good one post alt pops in.
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:49 PM   #12
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The Darwin part gives it away...I think the whole crew is on the awards list
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:02 PM   #13
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"Look at me I'm bored and stupid!"
Easy for you to mock. You have no idea what I have been through. I actually bought her a Jaguar to get her to leave me alone. Still she torments me.

Please, someone. Anyone. Make her stop.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:04 PM   #14
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Easy for you to mock. You have no idea what I have been through. I actually bought her a Jaguar to get her to leave me alone. Still she torments me.

Please, someone. Anyone. Make her stop.
He says to tell you this would be funnier if you got it right.
He bought two.
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Lol, if tormenting you gets her things, what makes you think she would stop.
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Lol, if tormenting you gets her things, what makes you think she would stop.
Shut the fuck up, dumbass.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:06 PM   #17
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Lol, totally looking for help in the wrong places. Unless you're trolling of course, then you've come to the right place!
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:08 PM   #18
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:13 PM   #19
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Lol, if tormenting you gets her things, what makes you think she would stop.
I have tried everything else. I ignore her, and she comes to me with a bunch of tacky sex toys. I purposely sabotage her tattoo, and she walks around with her tits out asking to play "Mistress and the Darkie." I call child protective services, and she brings in someone else's daughter to replace her own. Nothing has worked. I figured maybe if I gave her a car, she would shut up and leave me alone.

As you can see, it didn't work.

I am lost and need your help.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:16 PM   #20
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Gee, I wonder what un-original jackass made this alt?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:19 PM   #21
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Gee, I wonder what un-original jackass made this alt?
So it doesn't bother you that her story has more holes than a hooker convention in a donut factory?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:20 PM   #22
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So it doesn't bother you that her story has more holes than a hooker convention in a donut factory?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:26 PM   #23
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You have to actually care for something to bother you blobby.
More so if you need to create a username.

Oh, and a new email addy to register said username.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:26 PM   #24
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Gee, I wonder what un-original jackass made this alt?
Damn sure wasn't this one.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:28 PM   #25
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I actually thought it was you.
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