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Old 04-29-2014, 01:56 AM   #1
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I can't cum, its very frustrating .

Its been 5 days now, I'm on edge all the time, I just cant get to the point of no return. I'm erect and hard my balls are full, they ache, my foreskin is red and sore. What can I do, I need to cum quite bad? I have tried reading stories, watching videos. Any other suggestions?
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Old 04-29-2014, 01:59 AM   #2
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Its been 5 days now, I'm on edge all the time, I just cant get to the point of no return. I'm erect and hard my balls are full, they ache, my foreskin is red and sore. What can I do, I need to cum quite bad? I have tried reading stories, watching videos. Any other suggestions?
...see a quack, sounds like you might have caught an infection...
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Old 04-29-2014, 02:01 AM   #3
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Its been 5 days now, I'm on edge all the time, I just cant get to the point of no return. I'm erect and hard my balls are full, they ache, my foreskin is red and sore. What can I do, I need to cum quite bad? I have tried reading stories, watching videos. Any other suggestions?
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Old 04-29-2014, 02:12 AM   #4
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It's probably medication related.
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:14 AM   #5
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It's probably medication related.
Im not on any medication, just cant cum
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Old 04-29-2014, 07:07 AM   #6
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Its been 5 days now, I'm on edge all the time, I just cant get to the point of no return. I'm erect and hard my balls are full, they ache, my foreskin is red and sore. What can I do, I need to cum quite bad? I have tried reading stories, watching videos. Any other suggestions?
You need to see a urologist. Or get a big tube of lube and jerk it off.

Then there is going out and finding - an assistant...

Just some thoughts.

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Old 04-29-2014, 08:18 AM   #7
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Try having an appointment with a doctor.
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Old 04-29-2014, 08:32 AM   #8
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Try having an appointment with a doctor.
haha. awesome.
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:15 AM   #9
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Try having an appointment with a doctor.

Why he be able to make me cum? I dont fancy him at all The problem is not medical, its all in my mind, due to years of to much sex
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:19 AM   #10
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Old 04-29-2014, 02:46 PM   #13
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I really need a sexy understanding female.
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:34 PM   #14
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its all in my mind, due to years of to much sex
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:35 PM   #15
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Haha. If i understand right i think this is an irony thread. As a counter to virgins who can't masturbate. Or i could be wrong and he can't cum
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:37 PM   #16
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Haha. If i understand right i think this is an irony thread. As a counter to virgins who can't masturbate. Or i could be wrong and he can't cum
This is the most absurd thread ever. Buddy, if you can't cum - go see a doctor not post a pathetic attempt to talk to women on some random sex bulletin board.
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:49 PM   #17
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This is the most absurd thread ever. Buddy, if you can't cum - go see a doctor not post a pathetic attempt to talk to women on some random sex bulletin board.
He wants an 18 year old sexy virgin on here to help out
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Old 04-29-2014, 03:58 PM   #18
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HAHAHA dont we all...But this is an issue for a doctor.
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Old 04-29-2014, 06:08 PM   #19
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HAHAHA dont we all...But this is an issue for a doctor.
I doubt it, it's more likely a pathetic attempt for attention.
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Old 04-29-2014, 06:25 PM   #20
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Are your nuts the size of cantaloupes yet?

Please - post pictures.

Oh, it's sympathy you wanted.

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Old 04-29-2014, 07:28 PM   #21
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This is the most absurd thread ever. Buddy, if you can't cum - go see a doctor not post a pathetic attempt to talk to women on some random sex bulletin board.
He didn't pick a random sex bulletin board to post a pathetic attempt to talk to women, nay I say, he chose a very particular sex bulletin board to post a pathetic attempt to talk to women!
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Old 04-29-2014, 07:29 PM   #22
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He didn't pick a random sex bulletin board to post a pathetic attempt to talk to women, nay I say, he chose a very particular sex bulletin board to post a pathetic attempt to talk to women!
Either that, or the poor guy just can't cumm
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Old 04-29-2014, 07:39 PM   #23
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Sounds like you caught the clap bud...best of luck.
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Old 04-29-2014, 08:31 PM   #24
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Sounds like you caught the clap bud...best of luck.
Well, if its the clap you caught...

One theory as to how it got it's name...

Involved striking the afflicted organ with a heavy instrument, clearing the 'discharge' within.

I've read that books, clubs, butts of military firearms were used.

Cringing yet?

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Old 05-01-2014, 07:15 AM   #25
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Talking Panic over

The soreness has gone, I have been using baby oil, and a mild antiseptic, so I'm sore free again. I can masturbate again whoopee. I came this morning spurting a load of warm sticky spunk over my stomach, the feeling was fantastic, I was helped by a phone call from an admirer, she was very sexy . My climax was the best I have had for a long time, do you want to hear about it?
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