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12-10-2012, 12:13 AM
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This is true.
You are indeed an embarrassed, non-communicative piece of shit.
Oh and the rest of it's true also.
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I must agree with this. A communicative person would have let me Twitter follow him.
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12-10-2012, 12:15 AM
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Take a second, look in the mirror and be totally honest with yourself. Does anyone like you?
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Not that I can think of. There was a girl in New Jersey, but looking back on it, she could very well have been a prostitute.
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12-10-2012, 12:17 AM
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This wasn't even my choice. It's a long story, but he's the one that stopped talking to me. He did it because his wife doesn't like me.
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It doesn't matter. It's a short life we live. No need to punish him forever. 3 years is longer than he'd get for raping someone.
Swallow your pride and shoot him a line asking how he is and letting him know you'd like to get some coffee sometime. Remember that he can't reinitiate contact with you even if he wants to, because it means selling his wife out. He lives with her, not you. It's a shitty position he's in.
It's time to open the door again.
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12-10-2012, 12:22 AM
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I'm gonna let all this Stuart Smalley shit slide because it's Christmas.
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12-10-2012, 12:22 AM
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It doesn't matter. It's a short life we live. No need to punish him forever. 3 years is longer than he'd get for raping someone.
Swallow your pride and shoot him a line asking how he is and letting him know you'd like to get some coffee sometime. Remember that he can't reinitiate contact with you even if he wants to, because it means selling his wife out. He lives with her, not you. It's a shitty position he's in.
It's time to open the door again.
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Well, I'll consider it. The only reason I would even consider it is because I have a niece, but she wouldn't remember me now.
My brother is half Puerto Rican (yeah, my mom fucked a Puerto Rican ha ha ha), so I used to call my niece a "little Quarter Rican". She was a sweet baby, but a little off.
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12-10-2012, 12:23 AM
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And also because doggonit, you like me.
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12-10-2012, 12:27 AM
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I wouldn't mind letting Carrie Underwood carry my underwood, if you know what I mean.
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12-10-2012, 12:29 AM
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I means I'd like her to hold my erect penis. Like, in a sexual way.
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12-10-2012, 12:30 AM
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So what I'm really saying is, I wouldn't mind if Carrie Underwood were holding my erect penis because we were having some kind of sexual encounter with each other.
While Renee was phlegming me.
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12-10-2012, 12:31 AM
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If you know what I mean.
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12-10-2012, 12:32 AM
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I have no idea what you're trying to say.
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12-10-2012, 12:33 AM
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What's phlegming?
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12-10-2012, 12:35 AM
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12-10-2012, 12:36 AM
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And in third grade, my guidance counselor touched me in a private place.
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12-10-2012, 12:37 AM
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What's phlegming?
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I don't know. It was one of the categories on backdoorsluts.com.
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12-10-2012, 12:38 AM
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And in third grade, my guidance counselor touched me in a private place.
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His office?
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12-10-2012, 12:39 AM
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His office?
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That was his pet name for it, yes.
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12-10-2012, 12:43 AM
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Think he's trying to say he has a thing for James Bond.
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12-10-2012, 10:11 AM
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I demand Christmas tree pics.  |
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12-10-2012, 10:19 AM
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Perhaps later. Many ornaments have kid pics on them so I'd have to blur them out and I'm sorta lazy.
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12-10-2012, 10:51 AM
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Grandma KRC soon? Or have you told her if she makes you a young grandma, you'll take her out?
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