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Old 12-09-2012, 10:29 PM   #1
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Since we put up the tree today

Here is some Christmas music that I enjoy. Sort of. I don't actually sit around and listen to these versions. Certainly not the Twisted Sister one but I enjoy them nonetheless.

Cranberries doing Little Drummer Boy. Not actually "doing" the little drummer boy of course. That would be wrong.

Bob Seger doing the aforementioned Little Drummer Boy. Again, not really "doing" him. Ok, maybe. Not sure about Bob.

Twisted Sister brings us Come All Ye Faithful.

The Boss doing the one everyone knows.

Silent Night
from Sinead O'Connor

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing from Carrie Underwood.

Joy to the World from Renee Fleming

Feliz Navidad from Barry Manilow and some other guy who doesn't count even though he does all the singing. Fuck him.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:30 PM   #2
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i hate the little drummer boy...the song, not the boy.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:30 PM   #4
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Good song choices.

I mostly listen to folk music while decorating the tree. I like blasting scottish drinking sogs while hanging strung popcorn on the trees outside.
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Why isn't this thread illustrated?
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I dig the Charlie Brown xmas soundtrack.
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I dig the Charlie Brown xmas soundtrack.
Vince Guaraldi. It's beautiful.
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We just wait until people start throwing their trees out in January and hold Christmas then.
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We just wait until people start throwing their trees out in January and hold Christmas then.
Ours goes out on Dec. 26. True story. I find Christmas decorations after the 25th to be quite annoying.
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Here is some Christmas music that I enjoy. Sort of. I don't actually sit around and listen to these versions. Certainly not the Twisted Sister one but I enjoy them nonetheless.

Cranberries doing Little Drummer Boy. Not actually "doing" the little drummer boy of course. That would be wrong.

Bob Seger doing the aforementioned Little Drummer Boy. Again, not really "doing" him. Ok, maybe. Not sure about Bob.

Twisted Sister brings us Come All Ye Faithful.

The Boss doing the one everyone knows.

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from Sinead O'Connor

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing from Carrie Underwood.

Joy to the World from Renee Fleming

Feliz Navidad from Barry Manilow and some other guy who doesn't count even though he does all the singing. Fuck him.
Halford (Judas Priest singer) rocks it on Oh Come, O come Emanuel
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Ours goes out on Dec. 26. True story. I find Christmas decorations after the 25th to be quite annoying.
We do the same thing with the kids' Christmas presents.
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Halford (Judas Priest singer) rocks it on Oh Come, O come Emanuel
I have to give Halford credit doing a heavy metal Christmas album (Winter Songs) after Twister Sister did it. It could have been viewed as a weak copy cat effort, but he had the courage to do it and musically annihilate Twister Sister's attempt. He will forever be The Metal God.
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We do the same thing with the kids' Christmas presents.
Gonna be a tense Christmas this year. My daughter and her husband are going to be here and I do not want that man in my house. My husband says I have to be nice because it's Christmas and Jesus would let him in so we should try to be like that. I said he can go to Jesus' house for Christmas then. He said that was un-Christian of me. I said so is the porn you look at you fucking hypocritical motherfucker. He said I should calm down because it's not a huge deal. I said it was a huge fucking deal 10 seconds ago but I bring up you jerking off to Backdoorsluts.com and suddenly we need to calm the fuck down. Well let me tell you something mister not-very-Christian...

Oh, sorry.
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Gonna be a tense Christmas this year. My daughter and her husband are going to be here and I do not want that man in my house. My husband says I have to be nice because it's Christmas and Jesus would let him in so we should try to be like that. I said he can go to Jesus' house for Christmas then. He said that was un-Christian of me. I said so is the porn you look at you fucking hypocritical motherfucker. He said I should calm down because it's not a huge deal. I said it was a huge fucking deal 10 seconds ago but I bring up you jerking off to Backdoorsluts.com and suddenly we need to calm the fuck down. Well let me tell you something mister not-very-Christian...

Oh, sorry.
Is backdoorsluts.com any good?
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I typed that in just to see and sure enough it's a real site. Didn't set off my anti virus either. Have fun.
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Gonna be a tense Christmas this year. My daughter and her husband are going to be here and I do not want that man in my house. My husband says I have to be nice because it's Christmas and Jesus would let him in so we should try to be like that. I said he can go to Jesus' house for Christmas then. He said that was un-Christian of me. I said so is the porn you look at you fucking hypocritical motherfucker. He said I should calm down because it's not a huge deal. I said it was a huge fucking deal 10 seconds ago but I bring up you jerking off to Backdoorsluts.com and suddenly we need to calm the fuck down. Well let me tell you something mister not-very-Christian...

Oh, sorry.
I haven't spoken to my brother in three years, and I hope I never do. His wife is a piece of shit, and so is he.
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Gonna be a tense Christmas this year. My daughter and her husband are going to be here and I do not want that man in my house. My husband says I have to be nice because it's Christmas and Jesus would let him in so we should try to be like that. I said he can go to Jesus' house for Christmas then. He said that was un-Christian of me. I said so is the porn you look at you fucking hypocritical motherfucker. He said I should calm down because it's not a huge deal. I said it was a huge fucking deal 10 seconds ago but I bring up you jerking off to Backdoorsluts.com and suddenly we need to calm the fuck down. Well let me tell you something mister not-very-Christian...

Oh, sorry.
Did your husband really say that?
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Yes. He's trying to be the peacemaker in the whole deal. He's failing.
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I haven't spoken to my brother in three years, and I hope I never do. His wife is a piece of shit, and so is he.
I'm going to say something nice to you:

Talk to him. It's probably no secret to him that his wife is a piece of shit. You don't need to punish him for it. You only get one family.

As someone whose wife has never concerned herself with how she treats my family I will tell you: It's a shitty position to be in, and I've resented the times they've sold me out for it, even while I was being an embarrassed, non-communicative piece of shit to them.
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I'm going to say something nice to you:

Talk to him. It's probably no secret to him that his wife is a piece of shit. You don't need to punish him for it. You only get one family.

As someone whose wife has never concerned herself with how she treats my family I will tell you: It's a shitty position to be in, and I've resented the times they've sold me out for it, even while I was being an embarrassed, non-communicative piece of shit to them.
This wasn't even my choice. It's a long story, but he's the one that stopped talking to me. He did it because his wife doesn't like me.
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I'm going to say something nice to you:

Talk to him. It's probably no secret to him that his wife is a piece of shit. You don't need to punish him for it. You only get one family.

As someone whose wife has never concerned herself with how she treats my family I will tell you: It's a shitty position to be in, and I've resented the times they've sold me out for it, even while I was being an embarrassed, non-communicative piece of shit to them.
This is true.
You are indeed an embarrassed, non-communicative piece of shit.

Oh and the rest of it's true also.
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This wasn't even my choice. It's a long story, but he's the one that stopped talking to me. He did it because his wife doesn't like me.
Take a second, look in the mirror and be totally honest with yourself. Does anyone like you?
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