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Old 12-09-2012, 10:00 PM   #1
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I want a puppy.

That is all.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:00 PM   #2
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i'm a puppy.
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i'm a puppy.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:03 PM   #4
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:04 PM   #5
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That's not very convincing. I have no compulsion to cuddle the stuffin's out of you.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:04 PM   #6
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:18 PM   #8
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That's not very convincing. I have no compulsion to cuddle the stuffin's out of you.
You should have wagged your tail, Bert.
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You should have wagged your tail, Bert.
it's bobbed.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:21 PM   #10
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it's bobbed.
Piddling was my second option, but it's usually not as endearing as one might think.
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Piddling was my second option, but it's usually not as endearing as one might think.
i didn't take you for a watersports fan.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:27 PM   #12
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i didn't take you for a watersports fan.
It's not me you have to convince. It's Instant_Star. I don't want a puppy.
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i do not want a puppy.
i am still in mourning for my big, gay dog.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:29 PM   #14
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i do not want a puppy.
i am still in mourning for my big, gay dog.
I'm sorry.

I just want one to sleep on the end of my bed and keep my feet warm.
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it's bobbed.
D'awww, does that mean your whole body wags?
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My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.

...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.
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D'awww, does that mean your whole body wags?
there's a puppy sleeping at my feet.

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there's a puppy sleeping at my feet.

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My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.

...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.
Most of the time, humping has nothing to do with sex, but dominance. Fixed dogs do it, sexually immature dogs do it, and even females do it.
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Hey Insty, my puppy Gummy just went outside, took a crap, and then stepped in the crap. I had to wash her foot off!
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My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.

...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.
Do you think there might be a connection with your puppy being hyper and your brother's dog trying to hump him. Might be the reason, I'm just saying.
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Hey Insty, my puppy Gummy just went outside, took a crap, and then stepped in the crap. I had to wash her foot off!
I still want a puppy, I miss having someone whose always happy to see me when I come home.
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I still want a puppy, I miss having someone whose always happy to see me when I come home.
You're dangling a worm, but I ain't biting.
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You're dangling a worm, but I ain't biting.
I am not either.

I'm just saying, I want a puppy.
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