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12-09-2012, 08:17 PM
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The best on Lit.
Let's have a Lit 'best' contest. Nominate who has the best ... WHATEVER, and why. I nominate ALL OF YOU LISTERS FOR BIGGEST ASSHOLES. D: [You cannot nominate yourself, thank you.]
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12-09-2012, 08:25 PM
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This is over before it began.
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12-09-2012, 08:27 PM
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Nominate me for boredest lister.  Fuck I dunno, my friend thought it was a good idea. |
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12-09-2012, 08:35 PM
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Whoaaaaa. Give people a chance to name for as best in every category.
I'd nominate myself, but that is against the official rules of this very official best on lit list.
Might I suggest some categories for which I should be nominated:
Best at creating poems about racists and ugly tattoos (new 2012 category, not previously seen in past years)
Best at not having a dead brother
Best at not conversing with busybody
Best at hating Ohio Sports |
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12-09-2012, 08:39 PM
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Funniest poster
Best boobs
Most Improved Crocheter
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12-09-2012, 08:39 PM
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I nominate Blobfish for being the best at freaking me out last night, and for a prompt imprisonment. *evil laugh under breath* Sorry dude, I had to.
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12-09-2012, 08:40 PM
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You forgot to label this one with my name. It's okay, I forgive you.
Hell, the other two fit me as well. I crochet the hell out of shit. If I crocheted that is. I clearly would be awesome. I'd crochet a cape |
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12-09-2012, 08:42 PM
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I nominate Tryharder for best attitude.  |
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12-09-2012, 08:42 PM
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It's Litster not lister.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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12-09-2012, 08:43 PM
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I nominate Blobfish for being the best at freaking me out last night, and for a prompt imprisonment. *evil laugh under breath* Sorry dude, I had to.
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It's not proper to use an alt to nominate yourself.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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12-09-2012, 08:45 PM
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It's not proper to use an alt to nominate yourself.
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12-09-2012, 08:45 PM
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Quote:
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You forgot to label this one with my name. It's okay, I forgive you.
Hell, the other two fit me as well. I crochet the hell out of shit. If I crocheted that is. I clearly would be awesome. I'd crochet a cape
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You cannot be nominated for every category, that wouldn't be fair. Even for someone as awesome as you. |
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12-09-2012, 08:46 PM
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It's Litster not lister.
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Unless she's going for 'best drunk'. |
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12-09-2012, 08:47 PM
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I nominate:
MarcelinetheVampireQueen for best jailbait
KyleW for best poem about dead racists (for "The Rime of the Dead Racist")
KRCummings for hottest private message and nude pic sender
CHNOPS for best scientifically-themed moniker and Star Wars/Biblical first name
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12-09-2012, 08:48 PM
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Did I stutter?
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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12-09-2012, 08:48 PM
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It's not proper to use an alt to nominate yourself.
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That's not me! You can spot my alts, because they immediately pepper the Playground with nude requests.
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12-09-2012, 08:55 PM
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It's Litster not lister.
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Unless you have a lisp. |
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12-09-2012, 08:57 PM
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I'm confident that they edited the word "lister" into their post because they were only referring to the people who create lists on lit, and that they are the true assholes.
Like bert for instance.
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12-09-2012, 09:14 PM
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Best sarcasm-??????
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12-09-2012, 09:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KyleW
I'm confident that they edited the word "lister" into their post because they were only referring to the people who create lists on lit, and that they are the true assholes.
Like bert for instance.
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list envy, obviously. |
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12-09-2012, 09:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
It's not proper to use an alt to nominate yourself.
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Originally Posted by KRCummings
Did I stutter?
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What?
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That's not me! You can spot my alts, because they immediately pepper the Playground with nude requests.
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Like The bloat fish guy said, I'm not an alt...and if I was I would NOT be his...
anyway
HI, I'm TheYoungGentleman, and I'm new to Lit...if you don't like that or don't like me...then you can jump in a lake.(I say that cause I actually think thats fun, I'm not meaning it as an insult.)  |
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12-09-2012, 10:00 PM
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Like The bloat fish guy said, I'm not an alt...and if I was I would NOT be his...
anyway
HI, I'm TheYoungGentleman, and I'm new to Lit...if you don't like that or don't like me...then you can jump in a lake.(I say that cause I actually think thats fun, I'm not meaning it as an insult.) |
Shut up, Blob.
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
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12-09-2012, 10:07 PM
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I nominate blobby for biggest tease.  Nighty night folks! |
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12-09-2012, 10:14 PM
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Shut up, Blob.
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12-09-2012, 10:15 PM
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Blob!!! I Hereby Declare War On You!!!
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