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12-09-2012, 06:24 PM
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Religious Cunts!
Religious girls need relief from those temptations of the Devil.
No matter which religion you are, these people can help you reach the Halleluiah Horizon with"
Jackhammer Jesus! Keep one in the confessional?
Or the Virgin Mary when you want to revisit the past?
Not into the Judea-Christien, well try a piece of Ol' Nick
Or try all of them, to see which lets you see the second coming?
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12-09-2012, 06:31 PM
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really? even with zero?
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..into the bowels of darkness..
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12-09-2012, 06:50 PM
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Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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One for all the major religions except one; guess which??
Woof!
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Sam Harris- “To be highly certain of something, with a very low order of evidence, or in contradiction to a mountain of evidence, is a sign something is wrong with your mind.”
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12-09-2012, 07:00 PM
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is around that time
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lmfao
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12-09-2012, 07:05 PM
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Better in Person!
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One for all the major religions except one; guess which??
Woof!
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Is the yellow one supposed to be Rush Limbaugh, for people in his religion? |
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12-09-2012, 07:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad_Doggie
One for all the major religions except one; guess which??
Woof!
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Ahura Mazda is conspicuously absent.
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12-09-2012, 09:17 PM
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Taking it up the ass since 2009! 
Last edited by akatrex : 12-09-2012 at 09:19 PM.
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12-09-2012, 09:20 PM
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Appreciate.
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http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...d#post41391299
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Asians are smarter that Light Skinned Blacks and Dark Skinned Blacks!
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12-09-2012, 09:25 PM
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Someone made a very funny Zoroastrian reference in this thread, in case you guys missed it.
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12-09-2012, 09:33 PM
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Cargo cult?
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12-09-2012, 11:11 PM
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Uni-sexual
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I asked Jesus into my heart! I'm not putting him there.
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12-09-2012, 11:14 PM
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is around that time
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