 |
|
 |
| - Free Speech, No Spam! - |
|
 |
|
 |
 |
12-09-2012, 05:44 PM
|
#1
|
|
Virgin
rapthaysoos is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 27
|
Unrealistic crap you see in movies that annoys you.
It never just rains, it always monsoons.
Protagonists are always tortured in the mildest of ways, nothing more than a beating and nothing particularly traumatic.
Rappers trying to act.
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 05:49 PM
|
#2
|
|
Literotica Guru
blobfish is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 23,152
|
People being interesting.
__________________
orangelikeacarrot (at) gmail (dot) com
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:00 PM
|
#3
|
|
pushing forward
Beco is offline
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Up on Cripple Creek
Posts: 49,252
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by rapthaysoos
It never just rains, it always monsoons.
Protagonists are always tortured in the mildest of ways, nothing more than a beating and nothing particularly traumatic.
Rappers trying to act.
|
Most people don't buy those long loaves of bread you always see in a grocery bag
__________________
"It's when they DON'T talk about you, you have to worry" Camp Director (when I was a little kid at summer camp)
"I'd take 5 Beco's over one Gman. I wouldn't take them far. But I'd take them somewhere" -- DevilishTexan
"The one thing about Beco...he stays constant. He's not two faced nor a backstabber".  for the Bec's
-- LadyG
"Oh please, you are one of the worst fuckers on this fucking board. Don't go play fucking innocent because you aren't".-- Pink
"Beco is evil! Or not. I have nothing else to say'-- FluffPE
"You are nothing but a prick! fuck off!!-- Pink
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:10 PM
|
#4
|
|
Virgin
rapthaysoos is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 27
|
When the director sets the err...setting of a film by showing us a famous landmark, i.e the eiffel tower and then has a caption saying "Paris: France"
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:17 PM
|
#5
|
|
Better in Person!
clutch1 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: 212
Posts: 6,538
|
The cost to get into the movies is pretty unrealistic.
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:21 PM
|
#6
|
|
Maderator
Squibbs is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 4,328
|
I hate it when you see someone die in a movie and then the next night you're watching a different, newer movie, and that person is in it pretending to be somebody else.
Hollywood is so fucking fake!
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:23 PM
|
#7
|
|
Really Experienced
SurrealObsession is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: US
Posts: 121
|
When people fall in love within a day of meeting one another.
__________________
I may be a pretty kitty, but I ain't no pussy.
RP Specs
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:26 PM
|
#8
|
|
pushing forward
Beco is offline
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Up on Cripple Creek
Posts: 49,252
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SurrealObsession
When people fall in love within a day of meeting one another.
|
or when they wake up after sleeping, and start making out......that's just gross
__________________
"It's when they DON'T talk about you, you have to worry" Camp Director (when I was a little kid at summer camp)
"I'd take 5 Beco's over one Gman. I wouldn't take them far. But I'd take them somewhere" -- DevilishTexan
"The one thing about Beco...he stays constant. He's not two faced nor a backstabber". for the Bec's
-- LadyG
"Oh please, you are one of the worst fuckers on this fucking board. Don't go play fucking innocent because you aren't".-- Pink
"Beco is evil! Or not. I have nothing else to say'-- FluffPE
"You are nothing but a prick! fuck off!!-- Pink
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:28 PM
|
#9
|
|
Better in Person!
clutch1 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: 212
Posts: 6,538
|
When women in porn try to act like they're not getting paid for it.
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:33 PM
|
#10
|
|
Really Experienced
Ramone45 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 224
|
Thousands of bullets being fired and the good guys never getting hit. Like that Schwarzenegger movie when he was skiing away from the bad guys and Tom arnold was trying to pick him up..
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:59 PM
|
#11
|
|
Really Experienced
SurrealObsession is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: US
Posts: 121
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beco
or when they wake up after sleeping, and start making out......that's just gross
|
Hell yes it is. But then, they always look amazing first thing in the morning, as well. I have to spend the better part of an hour picking the crust from my eyes when I first wake up. And that is on a good day.
__________________
I may be a pretty kitty, but I ain't no pussy.
RP Specs
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 06:59 PM
|
#12
|
|
Literotica Guru
jeninflorida is offline
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 15,272
|
That men are smart! oh wait...don't tell anyone
__________________
==============
life is fun, too bad we only get one dance.
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:15 PM
|
#13
|
|
Rocket Grunt
CandiCame is online now
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ky
Posts: 10,824
|
People don't use lube. WTF?
Also, everyone has new underwear.
__________________
Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:38 PM
|
#14
|
|
Uh...
KRCummings is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I dunno
Posts: 74,362
|
One of my biggest pet peeves are those shots of a person sitting in front of a computer and the monitor image is projected onto their face. It's impossible. Shit in a James Bond movie is more realistic but you see it all the time. It makes for a neat looking shot but it drives me nuts.
__________________
"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:39 PM
|
#15
|
|
pushing forward
Beco is offline
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Up on Cripple Creek
Posts: 49,252
|
Apparently, on Homeland, terrorist were able to turn off a man's pacemaker.....
give me a break....
__________________
"It's when they DON'T talk about you, you have to worry" Camp Director (when I was a little kid at summer camp)
"I'd take 5 Beco's over one Gman. I wouldn't take them far. But I'd take them somewhere" -- DevilishTexan
"The one thing about Beco...he stays constant. He's not two faced nor a backstabber". for the Bec's
-- LadyG
"Oh please, you are one of the worst fuckers on this fucking board. Don't go play fucking innocent because you aren't".-- Pink
"Beco is evil! Or not. I have nothing else to say'-- FluffPE
"You are nothing but a prick! fuck off!!-- Pink
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:40 PM
|
#16
|
|
Rocket Grunt
CandiCame is online now
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ky
Posts: 10,824
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
One of my biggest pet peeves are those shots of a person sitting in front of a computer and the monitor image is projected onto their face. It's impossible. Shit in a James Bond movie is more realistic but you see it all the time. It makes for a neat looking shot but it drives me nuts.
|
In that same vein, when somebody sits down at a computer, and just types. Just fucking types. Never hits the mouse or anything. And you see the window and they're doing shit that obviously requires the pointer to move.
__________________
Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:40 PM
|
#17
|
|
Silly chocolate angel
scrymettet is offline
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Choc-pup
Posts: 23,912
|
Parking.
There is always an empty one waiting for them just in front of the building where they are going
Bullshit
__________________
not sex material
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:40 PM
|
#18
|
|
Literotica Guru
killallhippies is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 61,018
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by rapthaysoos
When the director sets the err...setting of a film by showing us a famous landmark, i.e the eiffel tower and then has a caption saying "Paris: France"
|
how exactly is an establishing shot unrealistic? |
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:43 PM
|
#19
|
|
Rocket Grunt
CandiCame is online now
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ky
Posts: 10,824
|
How fast people get high. People take one hit and they're like, "I'm stoned". Also, shit kicks in instantly.
__________________
Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:44 PM
|
#20
|
|
pushing forward
Beco is offline
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Up on Cripple Creek
Posts: 49,252
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Once-ler
How fast people get high. People take one hit and they're like, "I'm stoned". Also, shit kicks in instantly.
|
Have you tried smoking some of this new stuff on the market? It rocks your world!
__________________
"It's when they DON'T talk about you, you have to worry" Camp Director (when I was a little kid at summer camp)
"I'd take 5 Beco's over one Gman. I wouldn't take them far. But I'd take them somewhere" -- DevilishTexan
"The one thing about Beco...he stays constant. He's not two faced nor a backstabber". for the Bec's
-- LadyG
"Oh please, you are one of the worst fuckers on this fucking board. Don't go play fucking innocent because you aren't".-- Pink
"Beco is evil! Or not. I have nothing else to say'-- FluffPE
"You are nothing but a prick! fuck off!!-- Pink
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:44 PM
|
#21
|
|
THOUGHT OUTLAW.
JAMESBJOHNSON is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: IN THE TOILET
Posts: 31,564
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beco
Most people don't buy those long loaves of bread you always see in a grocery bag
|
Cuban bread is long.
__________________
YOU CANT IGGY ME! Obama
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:45 PM
|
#22
|
|
Rocket Grunt
CandiCame is online now
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Ky
Posts: 10,824
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beco
Have you tried smoking some of this new stuff on the market? It rocks your world!
|
I haven't smoked in- shit fuck, a year next week. Jesus fuck. I haven't done any drugs in a year?
...I am suddenly uncomfortable. I feel like part of the problem.
__________________
Except on Adultermass
My stories
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:45 PM
|
#23
|
|
Uh...
KRCummings is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I dunno
Posts: 74,362
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Once-ler
In that same vein, when somebody sits down at a computer, and just types. Just fucking types. Never hits the mouse or anything. And you see the window and they're doing shit that obviously requires the pointer to move.
|
I agree, that's very annoying because it's so obviously fake. 20 years ago they could get away with that because most people didn't know any better. No excuse for doing it these days.
__________________
"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Autism Speaks. Are you listening?
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:46 PM
|
#24
|
|
THOUGHT OUTLAW.
JAMESBJOHNSON is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: IN THE TOILET
Posts: 31,564
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramone45
Thousands of bullets being fired and the good guys never getting hit. Like that Schwarzenegger movie when he was skiing away from the bad guys and Tom arnold was trying to pick him up..
|
Thats pretty accurate. Takes about 1000 rounds to kill the average soldier in battle.
__________________
YOU CANT IGGY ME! Obama
|
|
|
|
|
12-09-2012, 07:46 PM
|
#25
|
|
The West Coast Pop
Sean Renaud is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Fontana
Posts: 17,902
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Once-ler
In that same vein, when somebody sits down at a computer, and just types. Just fucking types. Never hits the mouse or anything. And you see the window and they're doing shit that obviously requires the pointer to move.
|
If you need to use your mouse you don't know how to use a computer. Assuming you're not playing a game there is nothing that can't be accomplished faster and better using just the keyboard. So I guess you should be pissed off that everybody on tv actually knows where there shift, alt and ctrl buttons are.
You know what drives me nuts? How well everybody on television can aim. Trust me the number of people who can run, shoot one handed against moving targets and consistently get head shots is a lot lower than most zombie flicks would have you believe. While we're on the subject why do people like Jack Bauer even bother shooting in half the fights they get into. Sniper takes out your friend/prisoner/whatever from on top of a building. You're armed with a 9mm. Do you run like hell for cover or do you shoot back at someone you can't even see clearly?
__________________
Liar to 4est: Are you a cheese?
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:05 AM. |
|
|
|
|
