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yes, they are better in bed 25 55.56%
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Old 12-09-2012, 04:15 PM   #51
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Old 12-09-2012, 04:20 PM   #52
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Oh...Yes.

However often they have crazy rules like..

I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know!)

I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.

You can't cum on me or in me.

Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)

You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream?)

I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)

This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found.
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Old 12-09-2012, 04:59 PM   #53
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It depends. Are they openly crazy (at least with you)? If so, then yes.

The closet cases, however, can be worse than prudes.
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:19 PM   #54
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Crazy women are definitely better in bed. It's the time out of bed they are hard to deal with.
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:19 PM   #55
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Crazy bitches in bed, I drive them there!
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:25 PM   #56
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The "'blow what" response barely deserves re-mention, you crazy bitch! Maybe it's just me?
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:35 PM   #57
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i have no idea.
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:38 PM   #58
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true... maybe this is why bdsm has so much bondage. less kink, more containment.
Bdsm is like buying crazy at the Hallmark store. It's all cute figurines and with patience, you can own the whole set.
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:38 PM   #59
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because you are not crazy or nobody dared to tell you yet ?

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Old 12-09-2012, 07:43 PM   #60
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because you are not crazy or nobody dared to tell you yet ?

i've been told it's a good crazy, but sometimes i'm not quite so sure.
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:44 PM   #61
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i've been told it's a good crazy, but sometimes i'm not quite so sure.


do you talk to your mirror ?

and does it talk back ?
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:47 PM   #62
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do you talk to your mirror ?

and does it talk back ?
the mirror was a window.
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:48 PM   #63
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:50 PM   #64
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Can't speak to the larger picture or the averages, but hands down the best lover I've ever known is Lady P, who also happens to be one of the most completely sane people I've ever known.
She's with you, dude, she's disqualified from consideration as sane.
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:55 PM   #65
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Oh...Yes.

However often they have crazy rules like..

I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know!)

I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.

You can't cum on me or in me.

Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)

You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream?)

I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)

This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found.
IME, crazy women do have crazy rules, but they're usually more along the lines of, "Don't take that off the window! The clowns will get in and eat us!"
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Old 12-09-2012, 08:00 PM   #66
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i've heard it often enough.

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I need to meet a "normal/sane" one for comparison.
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Old 12-09-2012, 08:04 PM   #67
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Bedlam.

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Old 12-09-2012, 08:08 PM   #68
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Crazy women are definitely better in bed. It's the time out of bed they are hard to deal with.
Very true. Good thing the poll did not bring that up.
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Old 12-09-2012, 08:14 PM   #69
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Depends on what you define as crazy.....

I think of it more along the line of "that one is mental"
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:12 PM   #70
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I need to meet a "normal/sane" one for comparison.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:16 PM   #71
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Crazy bitches in bed, I drive them there!
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:22 PM   #72
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Oh...Yes.

However often they have crazy rules like..

I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know!)

I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.

You can't cum on me or in me.

Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)

You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream?)

I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)

This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found.
Those rules aren't crazy. They just indicate she's just not that into you.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:25 PM   #73
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Those rules aren't crazy. They just indicate she's just not that into you.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #74
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As a general rule, yes, but not exclusively so.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #75
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Of course, since this is a dolf thread...

...it's title refers to yourself, right?

Granted that, then, and in a current spirit of the Board and in particular salute to not only your chronic psychosis but also your blatant sexism...

...shouldn't your self-patronizing thread title properly read:

are crazy fat bitches better in bed?
Lol.... Get out of my head!!!
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