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yes, they are better in bed 25 55.56%
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:18 PM   #1
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are crazy bitches better in bed?

i've heard it often enough.

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Old 12-09-2012, 02:19 PM   #2
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i've heard it often enough.

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Old 12-09-2012, 02:36 PM   #3
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Can't speak to the larger picture or the averages, but hands down the best lover I've ever known is Lady P, who also happens to be one of the most completely sane people I've ever known.
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:49 PM   #4
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From my limited experience I would say yes. Sane women are often preoccupied with their job, children, clothes food or whatever and do sex on a "I'll open my legs and you do your business" basis.

With some crazy women it is a major priority and they will try to keep you up all night. Possibly they just have a stronger sex drive which makes them abnormal and thus eventually crazy.
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:52 PM   #5
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:54 PM   #6
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^^^ +1.

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Old 12-09-2012, 02:57 PM   #7
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Can't speak to the larger picture or the averages, but hands down the best lover I've ever known is Lady P, who also happens to be one of the most completely sane people I've ever known.
that's so sweet and romantic. it makes me happy and sad.
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:58 PM   #8
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:59 PM   #9
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Can't speak to the larger picture or the averages, but hands down the best lover I've ever known is Lady P, who also happens to be one of the most completely sane people I've ever known.
Why does she keep her hands down?
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:00 PM   #10
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Of course, since this is a dolf thread...

...it's title refers to yourself, right?

Granted that, then, and in a current spirit of the Board and in particular salute to not only your chronic psychosis but also your blatant sexism...

...shouldn't your self-patronizing thread title properly read:

are crazy fat bitches better in bed?
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:00 PM   #11
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:02 PM   #12
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:05 PM   #13
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Why does the movie "Fatal Attraction", come to mind right now ?
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:06 PM   #14
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I know a bunch of crazt bitches and from the sound of it, they have more fun.
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:10 PM   #15
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fine time to be succinct!
Of course it is. What makes a crazy bitch a crazy bitch is actually incredibly subjective. Why do you think the second most destructive lie in the world is, "I'm gonna blow your mind"?
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:32 PM   #16
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:33 PM   #17
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Yes. due to the medication they tend to sleep more.
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:38 PM   #18
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No.

Name a psychiatric hospital converted into a brothel.

It doesn't happen.
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:41 PM   #19
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No.

Name a psychiatric hospital converted into a brothel.

It doesn't happen.
Bedlam.

Nuff said.
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:43 PM   #20
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:43 PM   #21
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:43 PM   #22
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:44 PM   #23
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Name a psychiatric hospital converted into a brothel.
Broadmoor. Sir Jimmy Saville even had his own key!
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:47 PM   #24
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:49 PM   #25
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From my own severely limited research- not just yes, but HELL YES.
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