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Old 12-07-2012, 06:33 PM   #1
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Wish Artemesia a Happy Birthday.

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:37 PM   #2
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:40 PM   #3
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Merry birthday!

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:41 PM   #4
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Many happy returns of the day, Signora Gentileschi. Ars gratia artis.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:45 PM   #5
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:46 PM   #6
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:02 PM   #7
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Happy birthday!!!

Holiday tips: To keep balance make sure you have fruits and vegetables on your holiday plate.

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Old 12-07-2012, 07:02 PM   #8
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Happy birthday! My gift to you is the legendary Garguiem of the River Seine. Captured by Saint Romain, the beast was taken to the town of Rouen, where it was killed and burnt by the villagers. The head and neck, having been tempered by the creature's breath, were incapable of being destroyed by the flames, so they were hung on a building to ward off evil.



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Old 12-07-2012, 07:08 PM   #9
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:08 PM   #10
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:15 PM   #11
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Happy Birthday, milady!



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Old 12-07-2012, 07:16 PM   #12
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Merry birthday!

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Bert says you have nice ones.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:20 PM   #13
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:42 PM   #14
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:45 PM   #15
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:47 PM   #16
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:08 PM   #17
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:18 PM   #18
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:51 PM   #19
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:31 PM   #20
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A song to attempt to amuse you for your birthday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bo_u_YmW8
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:45 PM   #21
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:47 PM   #22
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:48 PM   #23
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:40 PM   #24
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Happy birthday, babydoll!

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Old 12-07-2012, 10:56 PM   #25
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