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12-09-2012, 01:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrong Element
She deserves it.
Also, post your favorite holiday entertainment tips. And boobs.
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Thank you for a wonderful weekend! 
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12-09-2012, 01:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovetoread
Have a wonderful bday!
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Thank you! It's been fabulous.
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Originally Posted by cjh
Merry birthday!
You don't really want me to post my boobs, though.
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But what if I do??? Hmmm?
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Originally Posted by kotori
Many happy returns of the day, Signora Gentileschi. Ars gratia artis.
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Grazie!
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Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
I shall mail her one of my seven fishes.
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Only one?? 
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12-09-2012, 01:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by QueenLevitra
Happy Birthday!

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Thank you!
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Originally Posted by Tryharder62
Happy birthday!!!
Holiday tips: To keep balance make sure you have fruits and vegetables on your holiday plate.
Boobs: I have two tips there. 
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Thanks! And, show boobies!
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Originally Posted by blobfish
Happy birthday! My gift to you is the legendary Garguiem of the River Seine. Captured by Saint Romain, the beast was taken to the town of Rouen, where it was killed and burnt by the villagers. The head and neck, having been tempered by the creature's breath, were incapable of being destroyed by the flames, so they were hung on a building to ward off evil.
I hope you don't already have one.
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I love gargoyles! How did you know??
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12-09-2012, 01:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Disgustipated
Have great one Arte. See you on the twat.
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Hey, move over! You're hogging all the twat!
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Originally Posted by LiFeNdEaTh
happy bday... enjoy!
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Thank you!
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
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OK, THAT is one of the COOLEST birthday wishes I've ever received. But this is no surprise, considering who it came from.  Zumi!
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12-09-2012, 01:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by naughtycakes
Happy Birthday, woohoo!
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Thank you!!
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Originally Posted by Farrah
Happy Birthday, sweet Arte! 
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Thank you, sweet Farrah!
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Originally Posted by richard_daily
Merry BDay!
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Thanks!
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Arte! 
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Thanks, Wings! 
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12-09-2012, 01:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
Happy Birthday, sweet lady!!!!!
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Thank you, Pink!
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Originally Posted by islandman
Happy birthday, sex-ay lady!
Now, post your boobs!
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Awww, thanks iMan! My boobs are tired. Maybe I'll post 'em tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by gotsnowgotslush
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Thank you!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Emu
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Oooo, I love They Might Be Giants! Thanks.
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Originally Posted by parodyluvr75
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Nice bear. Thanks!
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12-09-2012, 01:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert Amazon
Hope you have a wonderful birthday beautiful! 
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Thank you!!
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Originally Posted by DontFuckWitMe
have a good 1....
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Thanks!
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Originally Posted by Lorilei
Happy birthday, babydoll!
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Thank you, gorgeous. (.) ( .)
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Originally Posted by glynndah
A birthday  from the good little witch.
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It's extra sparkly! Thank you!
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12-09-2012, 01:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by artemesia_g
I love gargoyles! How did you know??
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Based on your avatar, I guessed that you like sculptures, and the leap to masonry adornments was easy from there.
I hope you had a good one! Birthday, I mean, not gargoyle. That's not to say that I hope you had a bad gargoyle, just that the sentence in question referred to your birthday. If you did get a gargoyle, I hope it was a good one.
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12-09-2012, 02:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by artemesia_g
I love gargoyles! How did you know??
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Your preference in men, perhaps?
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This is where, were I a complete tool, I would post some quote from another Litster about what a brilliant guy I am.
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12-09-2012, 02:51 AM
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Sofa King Snobby
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Happy Happy belated Birthday Mama! Hope Uncle E puts out!! 
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Hester knows all and sees all. - darktan
I don't think eating asshole makes you a freak. Eating a hairy midget asshole while two trannies suck your nipples and a miniature pony humps your butt, that might make you a freak. - december
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12-09-2012, 07:13 AM
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deal with it
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sorry if I'm late here, but the wishes are as warm and just as genuine
Happy Birthday, gorgeous 
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12-09-2012, 12:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alabama
Happy Happy belated Birthday Mama! Hope Uncle E puts out!! 
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Oh, yes. I got very lucky. Thank you!
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Originally Posted by chipbutty
sorry if I'm late here, but the wishes are as warm and just as genuine
Happy Birthday, gorgeous 
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And just as appreciated. Thank you Chippy! 
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12-09-2012, 01:28 PM
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Happy Birthday to you!
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12-09-2012, 01:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BossMan62
Happy Birthday to you!
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Thank you!!
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12-09-2012, 01:37 PM
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A very Happy Birthday to you Artemesia G 
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12-09-2012, 01:55 PM
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Sofa King Snobby
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Holy fucking shit. Cock av anyone?!?! 
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sweetalabama: Washington Peach.™ "It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist." A little something for everyone.
Hester knows all and sees all. - darktan
I don't think eating asshole makes you a freak. Eating a hairy midget asshole while two trannies suck your nipples and a miniature pony humps your butt, that might make you a freak. - december
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12-09-2012, 01:59 PM
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Quote:
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A very Happy Birthday to you Artemesia G 
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Thank you!
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12-09-2012, 02:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alabama
Holy fucking shit. Cock av anyone?!?! 
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Awfully vein of him.
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12-10-2012, 01:46 AM
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Sofa King Snobby
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blobfish
Awfully vein of him.
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You just had to go there...
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Hester knows all and sees all. - darktan
I don't think eating asshole makes you a freak. Eating a hairy midget asshole while two trannies suck your nipples and a miniature pony humps your butt, that might make you a freak. - december
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