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12-07-2012, 06:33 PM
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Cantaloupe Yeti
Wrong Element is offline
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Wish Artemesia a Happy Birthday.
She deserves it.
Also, post your favorite holiday entertainment tips. And boobs.
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12-07-2012, 06:37 PM
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Super Duper Mod Powers
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Have a wonderful bday!
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12-07-2012, 06:40 PM
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loves spamghetti
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Merry birthday!
You don't really want me to post my boobs, though.
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12-07-2012, 06:41 PM
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Cunilingerer
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Many happy returns of the day, Signora Gentileschi. Ars gratia artis.
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12-07-2012, 06:45 PM
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scapolo
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I shall mail her one of my seven fishes.
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12-07-2012, 06:46 PM
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Sugar Tramp
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Happy Birthday!
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"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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12-07-2012, 07:02 PM
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Uni-sexual
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Happy birthday!!!
Holiday tips: To keep balance make sure you have fruits and vegetables on your holiday plate.
Boobs: I have two tips there. 
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12-07-2012, 07:02 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Happy birthday! My gift to you is the legendary Garguiem of the River Seine. Captured by Saint Romain, the beast was taken to the town of Rouen, where it was killed and burnt by the villagers. The head and neck, having been tempered by the creature's breath, were incapable of being destroyed by the flames, so they were hung on a building to ward off evil.
I hope you don't already have one.
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12-07-2012, 07:08 PM
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Loves Pam
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Have great one Arte. See you on the twat.
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12-07-2012, 07:08 PM
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is around that time
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happy bday... enjoy!
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12-07-2012, 07:16 PM
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really? even with zero?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cjh
Merry birthday!
You don't really want me to post my boobs, though.
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12-07-2012, 07:20 PM
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Huanctabulous!
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Happy Birthday, woohoo!
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Beautiful corndog...
in your butthole
tastes so good
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12-07-2012, 07:42 PM
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Swept Away
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Happy Birthday, sweet Arte!  |
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12-07-2012, 07:45 PM
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Books, not blogs
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Merry BDay!
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12-07-2012, 07:47 PM
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Weekday Devil
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Happy, happy, happy birthday, Arte! |
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12-07-2012, 08:08 PM
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(.) (.)
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Happy Birthday, sweet lady!!!!!
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12-07-2012, 08:18 PM
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今
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Happy birthday, sex-ay lady!
Now, post your boobs!
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I’m just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.”
Sanctuary.
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12-07-2012, 08:51 PM
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skates like Eck
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12-07-2012, 09:31 PM
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Existential nihilist
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A song to attempt to amuse you for your birthday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bo_u_YmW8
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12-07-2012, 09:45 PM
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bird in a bath
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12-07-2012, 09:47 PM
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Esse Quam Videri
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Hope you have a wonderful birthday beautiful! 
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12-07-2012, 09:48 PM
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Really Experienced
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have a good 1....
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12-07-2012, 10:40 PM
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by special request
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Happy birthday, babydoll!
( .) (.)
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“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
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12-07-2012, 10:56 PM
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Good little witch.
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A birthday from the good little witch.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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