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Old 09-17-2017, 08:38 PM   #2376
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Old 09-18-2017, 02:21 PM   #2377
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Old 09-20-2017, 02:59 AM   #2378
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Sound of a gun being cocked, "Who the Hell are you and what are you doing on top of my wife?"
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Old 09-20-2017, 02:59 AM   #2379
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:00 AM   #2380
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:26 PM   #2381
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:27 PM   #2382
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:27 PM   #2383
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:28 PM   #2384
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:28 PM   #2385
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:38 PM   #2386
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Old 09-21-2017, 12:30 AM   #2387
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Old 09-21-2017, 08:19 AM   #2388
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Old 11-25-2017, 11:07 AM   #2389
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Old 11-25-2017, 12:23 PM   #2390
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"Wrong hole!" (hahaha - there's no such thing)
Lol. Too late by the time you hear that.
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Old 11-25-2017, 03:31 PM   #2391
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Old 11-25-2017, 04:25 PM   #2392
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The chambering of a shotgun shell...
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Old 11-25-2017, 05:45 PM   #2393
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The chambering of a shotgun shell...
The sound of a knife blade on a sharpening stone. . . .
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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Old 11-26-2017, 08:13 AM   #2394
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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Old 11-29-2017, 09:39 AM   #2396
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Old 11-29-2017, 06:10 PM   #2397
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It's stuck in there. I think we're going to need to go to the ER
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Old 11-29-2017, 06:27 PM   #2398
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Nice one, Chloe.

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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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Old 12-02-2017, 03:11 PM   #2399
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Old 12-02-2017, 04:20 PM   #2400
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Nice one, Chloe.

"I think you'll be OK if you can change the battery."
Oh no! I can't turn it off!
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Winner - 2017 Literotica April Fools Competition: "Fingerprints on my Heart"

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Chloe supports our Veterans by drinking Black Rifle Coffee
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