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Old 03-02-2016, 01:42 AM   #2151
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Old 03-02-2016, 01:51 AM   #2152
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If you cum before me, I'll gut you to death.
Hmmm.... Your not quite as big as my last bf was...
Hmmm.... Your not quite as tight as my last gf was...
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Old 03-02-2016, 01:54 AM   #2153
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Old 03-02-2016, 06:53 AM   #2154
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Old 03-02-2016, 11:02 AM   #2155
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*BEEEP the answering machine interrupts*...'This is the animal disease clinic calling regarding your most recent test results, could you please call us back ASAP,in the meantime please refrain from all sexual intercourse, thanks, have a nice day!'
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Old 03-02-2016, 05:29 PM   #2156
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Old 03-05-2016, 09:21 AM   #2157
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Cut that's a wrap. End of scene!
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Old 03-05-2016, 10:27 AM   #2158
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The theme tune from jaws.... Duh duumt...duh dummt...
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Old 03-05-2016, 11:26 AM   #2159
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Old 03-08-2016, 08:10 AM   #2160
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'POP!pssssssssssssshhhhh'..............(blow up doll puncture)
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Old 03-08-2016, 09:27 AM   #2161
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Old 03-09-2016, 06:47 AM   #2162
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Bringg! Brinnng!(phone rings) ' yes hi this is Cardio aware, we're just calling to check as our computer shows the pacemaker hit 200bpm then stopped about 45mins ago...do you required and ambulance?..Helllo... Are you there?...
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Old 03-09-2016, 07:41 AM   #2163
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I think we should take off our masks now... DAD!!!!!!!!!!?
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Old 03-09-2016, 07:58 AM   #2164
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"This is good an all but err how do you feel about donkey's?"....
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Old 03-09-2016, 07:30 PM   #2165
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Old 03-09-2016, 07:30 PM   #2166
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:45 AM   #2167
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This is the first time I've had sex with a LIVE person. It's weird, you're warm and moving and making sounds. It's freakin me out..... Where ya going?
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Old 03-10-2016, 09:05 AM   #2168
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This is the first time I've had sex with a LIVE person. It's weird, you're warm and moving and making sounds. It's freakin me out..... Where ya going?
That's a real good one.
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Old 03-10-2016, 09:06 AM   #2169
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Your a doctor right? That's why I hooked up with you actually. I don't have health insurance. Tell me, is this normal?
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Old 03-13-2016, 09:59 PM   #2170
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Old 03-14-2016, 02:44 PM   #2171
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Old 03-16-2016, 12:19 AM   #2172
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Old 03-19-2016, 09:28 AM   #2173
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Old 03-20-2016, 01:20 PM   #2174
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Here's one: N-gack n-gack n-gack n-gack BLEAH. Anyone who has cats will recognize this at once. Not as blood-freezing as the two mentioned, but definitely off-putting. Carry on, making a note of where you think it happened so you won't step on it when you get out of bed.
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Old 03-20-2016, 02:12 PM   #2175
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