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Old 12-08-2012, 12:20 PM   #176
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 12-08-2012, 12:21 PM   #177
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:22 PM   #178
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 12-08-2012, 12:22 PM   #179
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In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, thatů
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:22 PM   #180
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:23 PM   #181
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:28 PM   #182
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:35 PM   #183
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:36 PM   #184
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:36 PM   #185
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:39 PM   #186
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:04 PM   #187
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:14 PM   #188
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:20 PM   #189
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:44 PM   #190
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:44 PM   #191
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:52 PM   #192
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:54 PM   #193
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:13 PM   #194
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:14 PM   #195
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:36 PM   #196
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:37 PM   #197
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:38 PM   #198
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:38 PM   #199
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