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12-08-2012, 11:13 AM
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Green-Eyed Elegance
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Wait, that's it?
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Sadly, I've thought this many times.
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"I never knew a penis could bend at that angle... That must smart a little?"
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*changing mine a little*
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12-08-2012, 11:16 AM
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Virgin
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Crap, I let go of the end. Can you reach in and grab it?
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12-08-2012, 11:19 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Wow, they make them look so big in the porns
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-08-2012, 11:26 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Location: World of Midnight and Broken Dreams
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"When does it start feeling good?"
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear 
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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12-08-2012, 11:30 AM
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#155
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Hurry up, my husband's due home any minute.
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-08-2012, 11:31 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
lovecraft68 is offline
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Oh, I guess that really was a sock in your jeans.
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-08-2012, 11:34 AM
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Green-Eyed Elegance
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By the way, if I fall asleep you shouldn't take it personally.
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12-08-2012, 11:37 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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"So that's where the missing parts of the vacuum cleaner went . . ."
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 11:38 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
lovecraft68 is offline
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Do me a favor? On your way out, toss me that vibrator, so I can finish what you couldn't.
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If God was truly our father....
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12-08-2012, 11:39 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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"Don't tell mommy"
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If God was truly our father....
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12-08-2012, 11:39 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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"It's just a little Tabasco sauce... geeze, you're such a whiner..."
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 11:41 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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Do me a favor? On your way out, toss me that vibrator, so I can finish what you couldn't.
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...and you said it was solar powered....
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 11:44 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
lovecraft68 is offline
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...and you said it was solar powered....
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It is, but I wanted the lights out because, um... well because!
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If God was truly our father....
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12-08-2012, 11:57 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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"I guess that was a pistol in your pants..."
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 11:59 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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"Ya' know, I've seen Fatal Attraction like a gazillion times."
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 12:00 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
lovecraft68 is offline
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Umm, shouldn't I be feeling something right about now?
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If God was truly our father....
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12-08-2012, 12:08 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
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"That's weird, I usually cum right away."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:08 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitcom Land
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"Baby loves his mommy."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:09 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
Join Date: May 2006
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"Try wiggling it around a little."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:11 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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"Can you hurry up and finish? My jaw is getting numb."
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 12:11 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitcom Land
Posts: 29,782
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"Just brush those scabs on the floor."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:12 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitcom Land
Posts: 29,782
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"Where are the other guys?"
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:13 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitcom Land
Posts: 29,782
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"I used to charge extra for this."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:15 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is online now
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitcom Land
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"I really need to wash these sheets."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 12:17 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
lovecraft68 is offline
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Your sister was better
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If God was truly our father....
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