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08-13-2014, 02:50 PM
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#1276
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“I get the feeling that a hundred men have climbed this mountain before me.”
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08-13-2014, 02:51 PM
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#1277
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“Every time I my cock spurts my sphincter does the same thing.”
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08-13-2014, 02:56 PM
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#1278
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“Is it okay if I tape this picture of my Mama to your forehead?”
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08-13-2014, 02:58 PM
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#1279
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“Why yes, I do love my computer more than you. Have you got a problem with that?”
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08-13-2014, 03:01 PM
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#1280
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“Will you marry me?”
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08-13-2014, 03:01 PM
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#1281
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“What do you mean I’m already in your ass? I thought your pussy was loose but Goodman girl have you been fucking fire hydrants?”
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08-13-2014, 03:02 PM
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#1282
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“Promise me that you'll stop sleeping with my sister after we get married.”
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08-13-2014, 03:04 PM
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#1283
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Smile!
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“You do know how lucky you are to be with me right? Aren’t I the prettiest person you’ve ever seen? No, I need you to say it, and keep saying it until you die.”
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08-13-2014, 03:06 PM
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#1284
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Smile!
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“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to everybody.”
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08-13-2014, 03:09 PM
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#1285
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“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my mom & dad.”
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08-13-2014, 03:42 PM
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“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my sister.”
Last edited by loquere : 08-13-2014 at 03:52 PM.
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08-13-2014, 03:44 PM
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#1287
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“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my ex boyfriend, that`s write I like cock too.”
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08-13-2014, 03:45 PM
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#1288
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“Can we make love in a bathtub full of baked beans?”
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08-13-2014, 03:46 PM
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Smile!
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“You can never have too much horsepower when it comes to sex toys.”
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08-13-2014, 03:47 PM
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#1290
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“I said that I like to make love to EMO music, not ELMO music.”
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08-13-2014, 03:48 PM
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“Did there happen to be a few turds floating in your gene pool?”
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08-13-2014, 03:48 PM
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Smile!
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“You're going to have to go easy on me. My pacemaker battery was made in China.”
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08-13-2014, 03:49 PM
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“Uh oh. Gotta go. My ankle bracelet is beeping. My parole officer is going to be looking for me.”
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08-13-2014, 03:50 PM
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#1294
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Smile!
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“Would you like some 'moa' of my boa?”
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08-13-2014, 03:51 PM
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“Do you think that we could have a threesome with your mom, and your grandmother?”
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08-13-2014, 07:26 PM
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I'm coming . . .
OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
(Well, wouldn't bother me personally, though. I'd sing along. We'd have a jolly time.)
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08-14-2014, 05:09 PM
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#1297
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Smile!
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"Your chest is almost as flat as mine."
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08-14-2014, 05:42 PM
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#1298
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Smile!
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"I’ll have to charge extra for the dwarfs."
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08-14-2014, 05:43 PM
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#1299
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"Strap on. Strap off. Strap on. Strap off. BITCH I ASKED YOU A QUESTION?"
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08-14-2014, 05:43 PM
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"Wow! Your Doberman has a really cold nose."
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