Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Authors' Hangout

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 08-13-2014, 02:50 PM   #1276
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“I get the feeling that a hundred men have climbed this mountain before me.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 02:51 PM   #1277
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Every time I my cock spurts my sphincter does the same thing.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 02:56 PM   #1278
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Is it okay if I tape this picture of my Mama to your forehead?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 02:58 PM   #1279
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Why yes, I do love my computer more than you. Have you got a problem with that?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:01 PM   #1280
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Will you marry me?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:01 PM   #1281
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“What do you mean I’m already in your ass? I thought your pussy was loose but Goodman girl have you been fucking fire hydrants?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:02 PM   #1282
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Promise me that you'll stop sleeping with my sister after we get married.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:04 PM   #1283
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“You do know how lucky you are to be with me right? Aren’t I the prettiest person you’ve ever seen? No, I need you to say it, and keep saying it until you die.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:06 PM   #1284
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to everybody.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:09 PM   #1285
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my mom & dad.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:42 PM   #1286
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my sister.”
__________________
Read My Stories

Last edited by loquere : 08-13-2014 at 03:52 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:44 PM   #1287
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my ex boyfriend, that`s write I like cock too.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:45 PM   #1288
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Can we make love in a bathtub full of baked beans?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:46 PM   #1289
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“You can never have too much horsepower when it comes to sex toys.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:47 PM   #1290
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“I said that I like to make love to EMO music, not ELMO music.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:48 PM   #1291
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Did there happen to be a few turds floating in your gene pool?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:48 PM   #1292
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“You're going to have to go easy on me. My pacemaker battery was made in China.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:49 PM   #1293
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Uh oh. Gotta go. My ankle bracelet is beeping. My parole officer is going to be looking for me.”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:50 PM   #1294
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Would you like some 'moa' of my boa?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 03:51 PM   #1295
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
“Do you think that we could have a threesome with your mom, and your grandmother?”
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-13-2014, 07:26 PM   #1296
StarryEyed665
Literotica Guru
 
StarryEyed665's Avatar
 
StarryEyed665 is offline
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: England
Posts: 625
I'm coming . . .

OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE


(Well, wouldn't bother me personally, though. I'd sing along. We'd have a jolly time.)
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-14-2014, 05:09 PM   #1297
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
"Your chest is almost as flat as mine."
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-14-2014, 05:42 PM   #1298
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
"I’ll have to charge extra for the dwarfs."
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-14-2014, 05:43 PM   #1299
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
"Strap on. Strap off. Strap on. Strap off. BITCH I ASKED YOU A QUESTION?"
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 08-14-2014, 05:43 PM   #1300
loquere
Smile!
 
loquere's Avatar
 
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: My imagination!
Posts: 21,375
"Wow! Your Doberman has a really cold nose."
__________________
Read My Stories
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:35 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.