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12-07-2012, 09:40 PM
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Green-Eyed Elegance
annanova is offline
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Location: in a happy place
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Do you smell something burning?
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12-07-2012, 10:11 PM
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#102
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Location: Compassionate America
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You trust me completely right?
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12-07-2012, 10:12 PM
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#103
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Aren't you in yet, and wheres my cat?
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12-07-2012, 10:49 PM
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#104
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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Location: Sitcom Land
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"My dolly wants to play too."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-07-2012, 10:51 PM
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#105
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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Location: Sitcom Land
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"Now let's try this one on page 65."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-07-2012, 10:52 PM
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#106
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sitcom Land
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"My uncle calls this 'Hide the Salami'."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-07-2012, 11:01 PM
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#107
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Compassionate America
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I was touched as a child.
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12-07-2012, 11:28 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: World of Midnight and Broken Dreams
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"I hope the condom still works. It's the third time I'm using it."
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear 
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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12-08-2012, 12:48 AM
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#109
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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I can see your soul
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12-08-2012, 01:37 AM
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#110
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I never cared for Battlestar Galactica
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12-08-2012, 01:43 AM
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Virgin
GirlintheMoon is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LaRascasse
The title says it all. Have fun. I'll get us started.
"I hope you don't have AIDS. I don't want to catch it again."
Or the classic
"Honey! I'm home."
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12-08-2012, 01:44 AM
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#112
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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Number two thousand finally
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12-08-2012, 01:44 AM
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Really Experienced
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Wait, that's it?
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12-08-2012, 01:46 AM
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#114
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mas1188
Wait, that's it?
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12-08-2012, 01:47 AM
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#115
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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This was God's will.
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12-08-2012, 02:08 AM
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#116
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Alu akbar
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12-08-2012, 02:29 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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Location: Sitcom Land
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"My pony has one bigger than yours."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 02:30 AM
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#118
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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"My dog likes this position too."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 02:32 AM
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#119
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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To be honest this isn't going to work out.
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12-08-2012, 02:41 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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"But--but, all the tests came back negative!"
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 02:42 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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"I think I'm giving you the clap."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 02:42 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
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Are you sure it's not just cramps?
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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12-08-2012, 02:42 AM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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"I think you're getting me pregnant."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-08-2012, 02:45 AM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
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"I take plastic also..."
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
Last edited by NekoParks : 12-08-2012 at 02:51 AM.
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12-08-2012, 02:48 AM
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#125
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
NekoParks is offline
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We need to get our story straight before we go to the emergency room... 
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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