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Old 05-01-2013, 02:38 AM   #1026
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Old 05-01-2013, 07:04 PM   #1027
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:40 AM   #1028
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:57 AM   #1029
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:06 AM   #1030
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:38 AM   #1031
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:02 AM   #1032
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:21 AM   #1033
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:38 AM   #1034
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:09 PM   #1035
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:17 PM   #1036
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Old 05-11-2013, 12:40 AM   #1037
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Old 05-22-2013, 05:52 PM   #1038
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:01 PM   #1039
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Old 05-23-2013, 12:58 PM   #1040
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Old 05-23-2013, 06:37 PM   #1041
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Old 06-08-2013, 01:17 AM   #1042
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Old 06-08-2013, 03:37 AM   #1043
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Old 06-08-2013, 03:39 AM   #1044
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My kids banging on the door.....
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Old 06-09-2013, 03:56 AM   #1045
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Old 06-09-2013, 04:01 AM   #1046
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Old 06-09-2013, 08:54 AM   #1047
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There is a super web cartoon called Devil's Panties - and the cartoonist has a regular "What not to say in the Bedroom" theme, often on a Saturday.

For example ... http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/8827
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Old 06-09-2013, 10:55 AM   #1048
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There is a super web cartoon called Devil's Panties - and the cartoonist has a regular "What not to say in the Bedroom" theme, often on a Saturday.

For example ... http://http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/8827
That link didn't !
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Old 06-09-2013, 11:22 AM   #1049
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That link didn't !
Woops, does now.
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:54 PM   #1050
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