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Old 04-10-2013, 11:22 AM   #976
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Now that we are married, can we get rid of the sheep in the bedroom?
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:22 AM   #977
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If you were any more frigid, I'd have to chip the icicles off of your nipples.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:23 AM   #978
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I call those 'speed bumps'. They're from when I had an extra inch grafted on to it.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:23 AM   #979
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How do you like my 'hot rod'? Hurt like a bitch when I had flames tattooed onto it.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:24 AM   #980
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I don't do oral. Surprise! I'm Vegan!
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:24 AM   #981
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I'm going to stop shaving and go all natural from now on.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:25 AM   #982
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I wonder why I haven't heard back from my doctor about my chlamydia test.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:25 AM   #983
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That was 'Great', but let's try celibacy for a while.
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:26 AM   #984
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Did you remember to take out the trash?
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:26 AM   #985
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I hear it might rain tomorrow.
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:04 PM   #986
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It broke
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:04 PM   #987
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I lost it
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:05 PM   #988
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:05 PM   #989
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I don't like you
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:05 PM   #990
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We need to talk
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:12 PM   #991
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So that's a penis! It's just like a dick, only smaller.
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:27 AM   #992
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Did you gain weight?
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Old 04-11-2013, 01:03 PM   #993
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I am by far the BEST you've never had...
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Old 04-11-2013, 02:48 PM   #994
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Let's invest with that Madoff guy. I have a good feeling,...huh uh huh!
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Old 04-13-2013, 10:15 AM   #995
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Giddy up!
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Old 04-13-2013, 11:29 AM   #996
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Old 04-13-2013, 11:50 AM   #997
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If I'm gonna get wet, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and kill the lights. Your face is just destroying the mood bud.
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:20 AM   #998
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Old 04-14-2013, 06:28 PM   #999
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Old 04-14-2013, 06:29 PM   #1000
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