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12-07-2012, 03:19 PM
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The ceiling needs painting.
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12-07-2012, 03:19 PM
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#77
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Do that thing you brother does
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12-07-2012, 03:20 PM
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#78
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I miss having a penis
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12-07-2012, 03:20 PM
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#79
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Quote:
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The ceiling needs painting.
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Why is there a camera on the ceiling?
Last edited by loquere : 12-07-2012 at 08:44 PM.
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12-07-2012, 03:24 PM
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#80
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Tag your it
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12-07-2012, 03:24 PM
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#81
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Dirty Old Man
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Hey, can we do that scene over again?
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12-07-2012, 03:28 PM
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Experienced
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I've got gas.
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12-07-2012, 03:42 PM
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#83
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Heil hitler!
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12-07-2012, 03:46 PM
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#84
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I guess everything outside of Texas is smaller.
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12-07-2012, 03:55 PM
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Sex Toys- A younger brother finds his sister's naughty collection.
Can I Watch?- Mom enjoys seeing her son masturbate.
Your Heart's Desire- A college student falls for her professor. (Lesbian)
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12-07-2012, 03:58 PM
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#86
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Quote:
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"Chris Hansen is right behind you."
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"im Chriss Hansen go ahead and step over there, yes right there. What were you thinking?"
"Shes isn't a minor, she's like 25."
"This is Utah!" |
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12-07-2012, 04:22 PM
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Mallory Heart Surgeon.
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"To infinity... and beyond!"
Actually, I lie. This would be kinda cool.
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12-07-2012, 04:28 PM
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There is no R in my name
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dual_Triode
"Is it in yet?"
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I almost said this to the last woman I was with (and I'm not exactly small).
Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
Are you done yet?
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12-07-2012, 04:48 PM
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Really Experienced
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*knock knock knock* "Mom, can I use your bathroom? So-and-so just took a crap in mine and I can't go in there."
*knock knock knock* "Can I come in? I need to get a diaper for the baby, its REALLY full."
*knock knock knock* "Mom, Can I come in? I need to ask you something."
*knock knock knock* "Mom, Can I come in? I'm going to bed and I want a good night kiss."
Pretty much anything that's prefaced with *knock knock knock* is full of the bad kind of suck, in particular anything having to do with shit, entering my bedroom, or requests for 'mom'.
Next question - How do you politely tell the kids, "Hey! Piss off! We're fuckin here!"
I share her all day, damnit. Can I have fifteen minutes of peace to fuck my wife please?
Kids are such cock-blockers. /sigh
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12-07-2012, 04:51 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Huh, I guess I am a Lesbian. Thanks for your help.
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12-07-2012, 05:36 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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No kids, I meant eight.
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12-07-2012, 05:41 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by monkeyman057
*knock knock knock* "Mom, can I use your bathroom? So-and-so just took a crap in mine and I can't go in there."
*knock knock knock* "Can I come in? I need to get a diaper for the baby, its REALLY full."
*knock knock knock* "Mom, Can I come in? I need to ask you something."
*knock knock knock* "Mom, Can I come in? I'm going to bed and I want a good night kiss."
Pretty much anything that's prefaced with *knock knock knock* is full of the bad kind of suck, in particular anything having to do with shit, entering my bedroom, or requests for 'mom'.
Next question - How do you politely tell the kids, "Hey! Piss off! We're fuckin here!"
I share her all day, damnit. Can I have fifteen minutes of peace to fuck my wife please?
Kids are such cock-blockers. /sigh
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That reminds me of the episode of Home Improvement when the younger brother asked what the parents were doing making all that noise and the older brother tells him they have somersault contests.
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-07-2012, 07:38 PM
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"That'll be the crabs."
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12-07-2012, 08:32 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I said to go motherfuckin faster motherfucker.
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12-07-2012, 08:35 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Call me your little brother
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-07-2012, 08:45 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I had to use the washroom, but I'm okay now.
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12-07-2012, 08:51 PM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Have you ever heard of FDS?
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-07-2012, 08:56 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Have you ever heard of FDS?
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12-07-2012, 09:06 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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So you must of heard of that female serial killer. That kills her lovers during sex right?
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12-07-2012, 09:22 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Now it's my turn. Turn over.
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