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03-20-2013, 10:26 AM	#901
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	When I snap my fingers, you'll awaken refreshed and feeling contented. You won't remember anybody from the basketball team having been here tonight. You won't remember anything that happened tonight. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:26 AM	#902
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Let me introduce you to my tire swing. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:27 AM	#903
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Me Papa-san. Me love you long time. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:27 AM	#904
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Keep searching. You'll find it. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:27 AM	#905
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Is this your time of the month, or did you have a very bad shaving accident? __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:28 AM	#906
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Can I look forward to you disappointing me like this for the rest of my life? __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:28 AM	#907
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	What's all of this cottage cheese looking stuff? It doesn't taste like cottage cheese. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:29 AM	#908
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Every time that someone mentions Nancy Pelosi, it shrivels up for a whole week. It's a curse that all men suffer from. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:29 AM	#909
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	When you told me that your muscles were so strong that you could snap a carrot in half, I didn't believe you. But now, after seeing it with my own eyes, I'm afraid to have sex with you. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:29 AM	#910
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	I credit my stamina to eating a pound of meal worms every day. __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 10:39 AM	#911
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	Yo baby yo! __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 11:42 AM	#912
JackLuis Literotica Guru JackLuis is offline Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: La La Calif Posts: 6,828	"Oh, Baby yo' dick is almost as big as yo' Daddies!" __________________ JackLuis- Here My Stories The Horny Springs Saga continues. My New Best Friend, for our VE's Fiction writers are just liars with typing skills.

03-20-2013, 12:20 PM	#913
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	I have bloody gory diarrhea __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-20-2013, 09:53 PM	#914
dab10 Virgin dab10 is offline Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: n.j. usa Posts: 27	4 out of five dentist surveyed that would be me john, jim and jake think your ok but phil wants to go again before he answers. __________________ My stories http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions All my stories (one that i haven't posted to lit) http://storiesonline.net/library/author.php?id=7019 If you can't handle the heat don't play with flame throwers.

03-20-2013, 10:28 PM	#915
NekoParks Able to Multiple Sarcasm NekoParks is offline Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: In a crossfire hurricane Posts: 1,896	"Say hel-lo to my leetle friend." Delivered like Al Pacino in Scarface. __________________ “In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer “Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus “The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler “Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman

03-21-2013, 11:50 PM	#916
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03-22-2013, 12:01 AM	#917
slyc_willie Captain Crash slyc_willie is offline Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the flesh Posts: 15,089	"What do you mean, you're actually a penis-devouring alien from another planet? What kind of bullsh--" chomp! "Argh!" __________________ Slyc_Willie's Depraved World of Fantasy

03-24-2013, 10:02 AM	#918
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03-24-2013, 12:53 PM	#919
JackLuis Literotica Guru JackLuis is offline Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: La La Calif Posts: 6,828	"Now it's your turn in the barrel, Seaman." __________________ JackLuis- Here My Stories The Horny Springs Saga continues. My New Best Friend, for our VE's Fiction writers are just liars with typing skills.

03-24-2013, 01:04 PM	#920
loquere eric.holder@usdoj.gov loquere is offline Join Date: May 2011 Location: Compassionate America Posts: 5,480	I have something to confess __________________ http://www.literotica.com/s/major-ch...ins-and-losses

03-24-2013, 03:32 PM	#921
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03-26-2013, 10:26 AM	#922
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03-26-2013, 11:10 AM	#923
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03-27-2013, 02:51 AM	#924
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03-27-2013, 03:05 AM	#925
sheablue Really Experienced sheablue is online now Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Right around the corner. Posts: 253	Hold on one second, I'm just updating my facebook status. __________________ my blog: The Taming of Shea http://wolfmoonmemoirs.blogspot.com/

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