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02-19-2013, 04:09 PM
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#601
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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It's so adorable
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02-19-2013, 04:10 PM
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#602
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Yeah there is actually such a thing as too big, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and leave now, okaaaggyy.
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02-20-2013, 03:38 AM
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#603
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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Can you hurry along? My next appointment is in three minutes.
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02-20-2013, 07:53 AM
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#604
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Terminally Innocent.
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No ! I do not take master card.
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02-20-2013, 11:29 PM
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#605
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Literotica Guru
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Stop that Rover. Bad dog.
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02-21-2013, 11:48 AM
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Literotica Guru
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"May the force be with you... next time."
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear 
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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02-21-2013, 05:37 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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02-21-2013, 08:43 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Your best just isn't good enough
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02-21-2013, 08:45 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I see dead people
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02-21-2013, 08:45 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Why are you mad. Are you having hot flashes?
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02-26-2013, 07:27 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Sign the prenup
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02-26-2013, 07:28 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I need my mommy
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02-26-2013, 07:28 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Can we have sex, without you touching me. Ewwww!!!!!
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02-26-2013, 08:43 AM
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Found my love...
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Is it meant to be that colour...?
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My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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02-27-2013, 04:51 AM
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#615
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
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You know, I could get you a book or a video before next time.
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02-27-2013, 04:58 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Am I doing it right? How about here? Does this feel better? I really want to make sure you're having a good time. As well as me. I don't mean I'm not having a good time, this is great. I'm a feminist, you know. You can tell me how to do it, I don't mind. I always listen to the women at work. (Well, they're my bosses so I have to. Although sometimes I think ...) Oh sorry I got distracted and stopped just then. Was it good? Shall I do that some more, or something else? Are you sure this is OK for you? ....
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The FAWC competition is up and running! For a full list of stories, go here: FAWCker's submissions. Give us a read and a vote, guys. 
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
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Blog: Feminist Erotica
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-27-2013, 05:25 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Am I doing it right? How about here? Does this feel better? I really want to make sure you're having a good time. As well as me. I don't mean I'm not having a good time, this is great. I'm a feminist, you know. You can tell me how to do it, I don't mind. I always listen to the women at work. (Well, they're my bosses so I have to. Although sometimes I think ...) Oh sorry I got distracted and stopped just then. Was it good? Shall I do that some more, or something else? Are you sure this is OK for you? ....
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ROFL.
Now tell me, do you want a cup of tea afterwards?. I always have one about this time,; my doctor says it's good for me when I take my pills. |
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02-27-2013, 07:08 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
ROFL.
Now tell me, do you want a cup of tea afterwards?. I always have one about this time,; my doctor says it's good for me when I take my pills.
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<Snigger>. Do you want a cup of tea afterwards is a total sex kill-off, HP! You know I only do it to the tune of chinking glasses of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque - and that that isn't sparkling water
But as I am actually marking essays, I will take that cup of tea gladly! L8rs, u sxy thng - in the Naked Party  .
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The FAWC competition is up and running! For a full list of stories, go here: FAWCker's submissions. Give us a read and a vote, guys.
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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02-27-2013, 07:23 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Did you come yet? How about now? No? Now? Oh wow... how about now?
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The first Friendly, Anonymous Writers Challenge stories are up! 13 stories by 10 writers on a single theme, all posted beneath a single, generic username. True authors will be revealed on June 22nd. F.A.W.C. stories.
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03-02-2013, 04:31 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Doc says I have a week to live.
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03-02-2013, 04:31 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I work for the irs
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03-02-2013, 04:32 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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you looked better with makeup on
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03-03-2013, 09:44 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Yes your ass is too big
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03-03-2013, 09:45 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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You look like a diseased dog
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03-03-2013, 09:45 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I'm going to ki....
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