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12-07-2012, 06:15 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Oh, that's not still your finger?
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-07-2012, 06:16 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Shit! I lost the key!
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-07-2012, 06:27 AM
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Literotica Guru
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A Nickelback song. Any Nickelback song.
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12-07-2012, 06:51 AM
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*Loud crash coming from someplace in in the apartment*
Ah shit! What are the cats getting into?
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12-07-2012, 08:07 AM
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Green-Eyed Elegance
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Originally Posted by Porkwarrior
A Nickelback song. Any Nickelback song.
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Amen.
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12-07-2012, 08:59 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Mommy! Are you making me a baby brother?
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12-07-2012, 09:34 AM
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Literotica Guru
LaRascasse is online now
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"I like the foreplay a lot, hun, but can you put the real thing in now?"
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear 
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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12-07-2012, 10:01 AM
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Adrenaline Junkie
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Can you hand me the remote?
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12-07-2012, 10:03 AM
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Really Experienced
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Turn around, Wrestling on on the TV!
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12-07-2012, 10:20 AM
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Ancient writer
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1. The fire alarm.
2. The baby alarm.
3. The burglar/intruder alarm
4. Knocking on the door. 'Open up! This is the Police!'.
5. Rats running across the floor.
6. Flood siren/Tsunami Warning.
7. "Daddy? Can I have a drink?"
8. The front door opening.
9. Your adult children using their key to arrive for an unexpected visit.
10. The vicar paying his annual courtesy visit...
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12-07-2012, 10:22 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Here comes the dist of death!
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12-07-2012, 10:26 AM
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Experienced
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"Hey look! I found a quarter!"
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
"Don't worry! I'm sure it will grow back!"
"Hey wait, you're not Lou."
"Wow! So that's what umami tastes like!"
"I haven't been this wasted since the last time I got pregnant."
"Your eyes are so beautiful. I can't wait to add them to my collection!"
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12-07-2012, 10:27 AM
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Ancient writer
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12-07-2012, 10:41 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Jacqui O.
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
ScouriesWorld,
Miami Beach, Florida
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12-07-2012, 10:59 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I think we might be related.
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12-07-2012, 11:02 AM
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Ancient writer
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Quote:
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I think we might be related.
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After family research on Ancestry, it is quite likely that my wife and I ARE related, but we have to go back several hundred years to establish the link.
That wouldn't work in the Incest category. If we are related, there are a couple of thousand other living people who share that part of our ancestry. |
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12-07-2012, 11:06 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oggbashan
After family research on Ancestry, it is quite likely that my wife and I ARE related, but we have to go back several hundred years to establish the link.
That wouldn't work in the Incest category. If we are related, there are a couple of thousand other living people who share that part of our ancestry.
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I was afraid to date anyone in my hometown. Hell, the surrounding three counties! There are Mormon polygamists in my family tree, and Wyoming ain't all that populous. |
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12-07-2012, 11:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lien_Geller
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
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I'd get a fit of the giggles if he said this while whipping out his willy!
Last edited by McKenna : 12-07-2012 at 11:13 AM.
Reason: I prefer alliteration, when possible.
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12-07-2012, 11:09 AM
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Literotica Guru
LaRascasse is online now
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"You wouldn't mind if I told you this is being taped, right?"
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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12-07-2012, 11:11 AM
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Ancient writer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
I was afraid to date anyone in my hometown. Hell, the surrounding three counties! There are Mormon polygamists in my family tree, and Wyoming ain't all that populous.
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I'm stuck on part of my Ancestry in the 17th Century. One man with a distinctive and easily traced surname married the eldest daughter of a John Smith. His father? His grandfather? Both were John Smith. But which John Smith? There are at least ten baptisms of John Smiths in the local parish register in probable years and all their fathers were called John...
But there is the other side of the coin. A woman with my real (and rare) surname was one of the few survivors of a shipwreck on the Dutch coast in the 17th Century. Her husband died in the wreck. She married a local man who took her name to distinguish them from the other villagers who only had three surnames between them. Her 21st Century male descendants, still in the village that has become a town, still have that surname which is unknown elsewhere in Holland.
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12-07-2012, 11:13 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MSTarot
"Eighteen?" Giggle "Who said I was eighteen?"
Also the above phrase followed with the ratchet sound of a pump shotgun being worked.
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This should be a story. Wait, it's against the rules as it should be. |
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12-07-2012, 11:15 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Quote:
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"You wouldn't mind if I told you this is being taped, right?"
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CNN live. Wolf Blitzer projects orgasm in five, four, three, two. Ladies an gentleman where ready to call it 12:31 a woman was pleasured dayton ohio.
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12-07-2012, 11:16 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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I told you I'm an alien right?
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12-07-2012, 12:00 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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12-07-2012, 12:16 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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You remind me of my dad.
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