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02-01-2013, 12:47 AM	#451
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No, no! I'm not into spanking. That ruler is just so I can enter your stats in my online small dick collection.

What was your name again?

Ha Ha; good one!

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02-02-2013, 02:52 PM

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To infinity and beyond!!!!

What? You don’t like cosplay? You got me to snort with that one.

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02-02-2013, 03:10 PM

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What? You don’t like cosplay? You got me to snort with that one.

Ohmigosh! I must go and boast to Neko! It's our ambition in life to make people snort beverages through their noses. Thank you!

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