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Old 12-06-2012, 12:06 AM   #26
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Really? You wanna go there?
Maybe, but I'd have to take a shower afterward.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:07 AM   #27
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Really? You wanna go there?
Lol - I am so glad you quoted that!
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:20 AM   #28
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Heres what I find works.

Get into 69 and cum in her mouth at the same time shes orgasming. Thats when my wife swallows without questioning.

Also, try feltching (licking your cum from her pussy while bringing her to orgasm) they find that super hot. It may encourage her to return the favor.

I find cumming on my wifes face an even bigger turn on than having her swallow, so maybe try that. Be sure to discuss that first, some women don't like a hot load dripping down their face. Maybe if she will consider it as a good compramise.

My wife is cool with it as long as its at the end of the evening.

I find few very things anger women more than when their makeup has been disturbed!
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:24 AM   #29
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Heres what I find works.

Get into 69 and cum in her mouth at the same time shes orgasming. Thats when my wife swallows without questioning.

Also, try feltching (licking your cum from her pussy while bringing her to orgasm) they find that super hot. It may encourage her to return the favor.

I find cumming on my wifes face an even bigger turn on than having her swallow, so maybe try that. Be sure to discuss that first, some women don't like a hot load dripping down their face. Maybe if she will consider it as a good compramise.

My wife is cool with it as long as its at the end of the evening.

I find few very things anger women more than when their makeup has been disturbed!
I always considered "felching" to be anal only.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:27 AM   #30
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Heres what I find works.

Get into 69 and cum in her mouth at the same time shes orgasming. Thats when my wife swallows without questioning.

Also, try feltching (licking your cum from her pussy while bringing her to orgasm) they find that super hot. It may encourage her to return the favor.

I find cumming on my wifes face an even bigger turn on than having her swallow, so maybe try that. Be sure to discuss that first, some women don't like a hot load dripping down their face. Maybe if she will consider it as a good compramise.

My wife is cool with it as long as its at the end of the evening.

I find few very things anger women more than when their makeup has been disturbed!
Your wife thinks you are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:49 AM   #31
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Yes, get kinky you pussified vanilla tosser. She'll probably end up topping you and handing you your ass on a platter. A platter with the stained divorce papers under your hacked off buttocks.
Wow, you are so angry!
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:49 AM   #32
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Heres what I find works.

Get into 69 and cum in her mouth at the same time shes orgasming. Thats when my wife swallows without questioning.

Also, try feltching (licking your cum from her pussy while bringing her to orgasm) they find that super hot. It may encourage her to return the favor.

I find cumming on my wifes face an even bigger turn on than having her swallow, so maybe try that. Be sure to discuss that first, some women don't like a hot load dripping down their face. Maybe if she will consider it as a good compramise.

My wife is cool with it as long as its at the end of the evening.

I find few very things anger women more than when their makeup has been disturbed!
Sounds like the best idea so far. I wil give it a go.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:42 AM   #33
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Jesus! I had to stop reading this thread it was pissin' me off so much. Actually makes me rethink my even being on this site. No fucking respect. Shit. Spit, swallow, or let it ooze slowly down his dick while I keep him in my mouth till he's ebbed. It's not the fucking El Dorado or anything. It has nothing to do with you... or your manhood, sexual prowess. It's getting head. For the person giving it, swallowing is about taste, texture, trusting, giving, patience, learning, taking... oh, and for some, it's about trauma, abuse or domestic violence...
There are ways to improve the taste of your cum, guys. Google it. Sometimes, I'm tellin' ya, it's... it's just about the damn taste, ...the texture—and apparently the volume, although I've never had trouble with that. That's all. Don't force it, figure it out. Shit. If you think your blowjob was not "legit" or "complete" because your cum wasn't swallowed, you may be missing the whole point of the blowjob, entirely.
Personally, I like my sex, oral or whatever variety... I want it... but I want it with mutual respect. Perhaps I'm in the minority on this. Oh well.
Go with your gut, shelbakk, and listen to sweetthaithigh's post, if you listen to anyone's.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:50 AM   #34
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:09 AM   #35
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Jesus! I had to stop reading this thread it was pissin' me off so much. Actually makes me rethink my even being on this site. No fucking respect. Shit. Spit, swallow, or let it ooze slowly down his dick while I keep him in my mouth till he's ebbed. It's not the fucking El Dorado or anything. It has nothing to do with you... or your manhood, sexual prowess. It's getting head. For the person giving it, swallowing is about taste, texture, trusting, giving, patience, learning, taking... oh, and for some, it's about trauma, abuse or domestic violence...
There are ways to improve the taste of your cum, guys. Google it. Sometimes, I'm tellin' ya, it's... it's just about the damn taste, ...the texture—and apparently the volume, although I've never had trouble with that. That's all. Don't force it, figure it out. Shit. If you think your blowjob was not "legit" or "complete" because your cum wasn't swallowed, you may be missing the whole point of the blowjob, entirely.
Personally, I like my sex, oral or whatever variety... I want it... but I want it with mutual respect. Perhaps I'm in the minority on this. Oh well.
Go with your gut, shelbakk, and listen to sweetthaithigh's post, if you listen to anyone's.
Thanks for your reply. I have googled it and it suggested Pineapple. I will give that a go.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:12 AM   #36
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Thanks for your reply. I have googled it and it suggested Pineapple. I will give that a go.
Also:
  • lose about 40 pounds
  • improve your irregular hygiene practices
  • quit being such a fucking slob
  • cut back chugging down a six-pack-a-night
  • get rid of those loser friends [they smell, are rude and hang around too much]
  • get a better job [a monkey banging on an accordion makes more money]
  • watching sports on TV all weekend is soooo hot; she must admire your dedication
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:17 AM   #37
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Also:
  • lose about 40 pounds
  • improve your irregular hygiene practices
  • quit being such a fucking slob
  • cut back chugging down a six-pack-a-night
  • get rid of those loser friends [they smell, are rude and hang around too much]
  • get a better job [a monkey banging on an accordion makes more money]
  • watching sports on TV all weekend is soooo hot; she must admire your dedication
I dunno if all of that will get me to swallow.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:24 AM   #38
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I dunno if all of that will get me to swallow.
hehe, as long as you wear it, that's fine...

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Old 12-06-2012, 09:25 AM   #39
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I dunno if all of that will get me to swallow.
Gently rub the throat to encourage swallowing.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:26 AM   #40
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hehe, as long as you wear it, that's fine...

BEGONE, devil emoticon user, and take your bare ass with you!
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:36 AM   #41
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Imagine you had an awesome gspot squirter into Hubs mouth and he ran to the toilet to spit it out, it doesn't make you all warm and fuzzy and satisfied. Does it?
The gspot squirter caught my attention.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:46 AM   #42
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The gspot squirter caught my attention.
Now G spots are an entirely different ball game, I have rub a few
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:55 AM   #43
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Should I just accept this or is there something I can do to get her to change her mind.
Your frequent visits to local gloryholes bother her but she puts up with it.

You love each other and respect each others' shortcomings. Isn't that enough?
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:57 AM   #44
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Your frequent visits to local gloryholes bother her but she puts up with it.
Which side of the gloryhole is he on? It's only gay if he's receiving.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:56 PM   #45
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Which side of the gloryhole is he on? It's only gay if he's receiving.
shelbakk serves duty on both sides of the hole.

He's versatile, unkempt and impatient but he is dedicated to the craft.
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shelbakk serves duty on both sides of the hole.

He's versatile, unkempt and impatient but he is dedicated to the craft.
And to think he dropped his middle name, Multi-faceted.

Heart wrenching.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:59 PM   #47
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Help please. My wife sucks my cock because she knows I love it, but she does not enjoy it. She never swallows and refuses to. Should I just accept this or is there something I can do to get her to change her mind.
She refuses to? Fuck that noise.

I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near it...next time she goes out, change the locks.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:22 PM   #48
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Try mixing your sperm in with her food. Sometimes that works when I have to give my dog a pill.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:30 PM   #49
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Try mixing your sperm in with her food. Sometimes that works when I have to give my dog a pill.
Huh.

That's an odd way to give a dog a pill. It must get slippery once it's all covered in spunk.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:56 PM   #50
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Your wife thinks you are gay. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
Really? Inducing pleasure by licking my wife's vagina after I have cum in it makes me gay?

By your rationale, if a woman sucks a mans dick after he has pulled it out of her vagina, that must make her gay then too??

Other than trying to flame or provoke an arguement, I don’t really get what your saying?
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